External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyThis is a fairly long review (but worth reading).
This was my first escort experience ever. I saw Lisa in summer 2017. I did a lot of research on escorts. I eventually decided to see her, because she had her own professional website, had been an escort for a while, and all the reviews I read across every single site were very positive for her. She looked good in her photos too - I like women with a bit more meat on the bones, so to speak.
Photos: They are mostly accurate, although I'd say she's a bit larger in real life. She felt quite short standing next to me (I'm 5'10). Perhaps I didn't realise how short 5'4 actually is.
I booked Lisa for a 2 hour outcall during the late morning/early afternoon.
She came dressed in jeans, a light pink top and a leather/denim jacket. Even though it was an outcall to a residential area, she could have dressed a little sexier - with a coat to cover up if it was too racy/inappropriate for the day time. She did not dress into anything sexier when she was inside my house. Sexually speaking, I like a woman dressed sexy in order to put me in the mood, and she didn't do this. This was a little bit disappointing, though perhaps this was somewhat my fault for not communicating this properly. I will learn that for next time.
The experience was AWFUL and definitely not value for money. She could obviously tell I was nervous, but did absolutely nothing to help me with that. She didn't take the lead, didn't flirt with me, didn't try to build up some chemistry - literally nothing. We sat in the kitchen with a lot of awkward silences, while she basically just stared at me and answered a few questions I had. I remember asking her what was her best and worst escort experience, and she got really offended when I asked about her worst experience. I was only trying to make conversation because I couldn't think of what to say.
I was thoroughly disappointed that she put in no effort to make me feel at ease and build up some sexual chemistry before the sex. She is an experienced escort, I expected a lot more from her. It was like she had already decided she didn't like me, so she was going to put in zero effort. I thought escorts were supposed to calm your nerves, not make them worse!
At this point, we went upstairs. We sat on the bed awkwardly for a while, before beginning with foreplay (kissing). During foreplay, I politely asked her if she could be a little bit more gentle with rubbing my dick (she was rubbing it pretty hard and it was causing me some pain). It was a fairly simple request, which most women would have been fine with. If someone's hurting you, you ask them to stop, right? But she got very offended and angry, claiming that "no other man had told her this" so I must somehow be "weird" or "strange".
I hadn't shaved my face for a few days. This was because I thought many women would like some facial hair. However, she kept pushing my chin away when kissing because my facial hair was hurting her. This was a legitimate mistake on my part and next time, I will be clean shaven before I kiss any woman. Although I have kissed women before with similar levels of facial hair and they didn't have any issues, which makes me think she was just being intentionally awkward and picky.
When we were on the bed, I tried turning her over and she got really offended by that as well, forcefully saying "maybe you should tell me what you want to do". I wasn't man-handling her or being forceful. It really wasn't a big issue at all, but she made it into one. Do I now have to ask a woman about every little thing I do in bed?
After 20-30 minutes, she said she couldn't continue because it was the most awkward she had ever felt during sex (I barely had an erection at this point). I said that I had paid for this, but she told me that if she doesn't feel comfortable, she can refuse to do anything.
This was all because I was feeling nervous. Although she claims it was because I had a "poor attitude". Still to this day, I have no clue what I did wrong. I wasn't rude or impolite, I didn't force her into anything, I didn't physically hurt her.
I wrote a review of my experience on ukadultzone soon after. I was shocked that she started making stuff up about me, accusing me of assault, bruising her and pinning her down against her will. She said she "feared for her safety" and thought about calling for the police, even though she was more than happy to stay for the whole time. It was just all made up nonsense. I'm a really sensitive guy, both mentally and physically, so it came as a huge shock to be accused of all this. I think it's just because she took my negative review too personally - it was only AFTER I gave the negative review online that she started accusing me of all this.
Overall, it was an awful experience. Her description "If you are particularly nervous, have sexual difficulties or erectile dysfunction..... You will find me to be one of the most sensitive, patient and understanding ladies out there" I found to be completely false. I was nervous and had some sexual difficulties too, but she lacked any understanding. "Passionate, seductive and sensual......your horny little play thing." she was none of these things. Again, she claims it was because of my "poor attitude", but like I say, I have no clue what I did wrong! My negative experience appears to be the only one online I can find for her (the other reviewers are all positive, although I am always suspicious that some escorts delete negative reviews because it is bad for their business and reputation). It was a complete waste of £320. Anyone reading this - please save your money and visit another escort. I was thoroughly disappointed with the whole experience and deeply shocked to be falsely accused of assault. I really hope not all escorts are like this.
