External Link/Members OnlyHaving got involved in a discussion on another review thread about where this place was located, it turned out to be absolutely perfectly located for me to fit in a sneaky punt on the way back from a meeting. And since I didn't know when the meeting would finish the fact that it was a drop-in kind of place was also perfect for this day.
I rang ahead and checked there would be a girl available. The owner said yes and gave good instructions as to where they were and where to park. I found it and parked with no problem; the busy car sales place is a pain - lots of people and cars moving about. The door from outside opens into an empty waiting area and you have to wait to be let through to the main part. The owner is an older lady and she showed me to a room. I said I wanted 30 minutes and she said that was £50. Thinking this was for a notional massage and I was being scammed, I put my money away and said that's too expensive. After a bit of to and fro she explained there was no payment made to the girl unless you wanted OWO or back door action. OW and pussy fucking was all included with no tip required. I noted this for a possible future venture but I only went here for a massage and happy ending! So I paid the £50 and off she went.
Honey came in, she's probably late 30s, very presentable, nice long red dyed hair. Tits quite perky, arse too. I was already undressed and she got me to lie down on my front while she immediately undressed. This isn't your typical massage shop, it's a knocking shop, no coyness about nudity from the girls.
She covered herself with her hands as I tried to look at her body saying she was shy. Yeah, right. Anyway she offered oils and talc for the massage which I didn't want and the "massage" turned out to be non-existent anyway. Perhaps it would have been better with oil but I just had some very gentle rubbing of the shoulders before she touched my dick with feigned surprise, though the touching was not very erotic. I took no pills beforehand and was hoping for a more involving massage before a HE so it took quite a while for my todger to come to life. She placed a condom on me, which almost deflated me but her sucking then revived me again. The OW was pretty good, I have to say and I got hard enough to fuck her and told her to jump on. But she seemed to take forever to arrange herself and I started to lose it. A bit more sucking ensued and I got into it again but decided I'd miss out the fucking and go for the big finish. It was about 20 minutes in by this point.
I asked her to take off the condom and of course she started to look concerned that I was asking to fuck without the condom or get some OWO without paying but I started to wank and then she took over. She brought me to a nice finish.
I wish there had been more massage but this clearly is just a brothel, there are no genuine massages here despite the spa bath available etc.
So this is close to a neutral for me, but to be fair to them I am making it a positive review because it's my expectation that was out, not their service. As long as you know what to expect I can recommend it and anyway I got my balls emptied.
