Author Topic: B2B Massage Minx Swindon (Eva)  (Read 1261 times)


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I had arranged to meet Eva a few weeks before my visit, coms were good and booked with ease via text and adultwork I went for 1hr @ £80, plenty of parking around as well.

On the day I arranged to meet her at 10am, I messaged her about 9:50 to get precise location as she had sent me the postcode before hand. About 10:10 she messaged me back apologising she was running late and to give her a few minutes, shortly after she confirmed location and I went on in.

When Eva opened the front door my jaw hit the floor! She is a very pretty and slim lady, I complemented her on her appearance but she seemed uncomfortable with any type of flattery. Eva was wearing a nice black dress and when she unzipped she was wearing miss matched underwear.

She asked bed or table so I opted for the bed, led on my back and she proceeds to rub baby lotion into my back, bum and legs whilst we talked about this and that. Her bedroom was a bit crowded with stuffed toy sheep which was a little off putting but it was all clean and ok.

After she had finished with my back I flipped over and she started the B2B which wasn’t anything special, it just consisted of she doing a circular motion on me with her boobs! She seemed fairly board of this quite quickly throwing in a few fake smiles and smirks my direction as she spirogrphed her nipples on me.

So thinking she was board I opted for toys! She pulled out a plastic back of them from her wardrobe, chose a small pink one and popped a condom on it! This seemed a little weird to me. She led on the edge of the bed in the opposite direction to me and started playing with the dildo. I moved over to allow her more room but she didn’t seem to bothered, Eva really didn’t look like she was enjoying it at all so I got up and started kissing her body all over. I finally took control of the dildo and also playing with her clit, she started to squirm but not in a good way at all, I stopped and asked her if she liked it as her face was saying something else but she insisted it just “tickled” I continued but more lightly however the face said it all so I stopped.

A bit more B2B but the chap had gone soft and she was a little stubbly down there so that didn’t help either, whilst she was drawing circles on me again she cane quite close to my face with hers and she had a hint of bad breath so I’m glad kissing was off the cards. Again with the bored look on her face and looking away I suggested 69 which she agreed to, I started to give her oral and asked if she would return it to me which she declined.

After about 10mins of this I was still fairly soft and I had enough of her jaded performance so I got her to sit up and finish the job which was a struggle. Quick shower and I was out.

Eva is a beautiful girl but she is jaded and as she only offers massage with extras it feels like she has stopped trying and just provides a mediocre service.

Would I return....... Na!

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This is a highly generous neutral - it reads like a negative from so many angles.

She was crap and jaded when I met her exactly 2 years ago! At least full service was on offer.

And it seems the headline on my review back then still holds true: A fuck doll would have had more life      :angry:

Offline Whatalotaa

Eva is charming but I would agree neutral.
Haven't seen her in a while before yesterday. Not since she has moved to her new pad by the train station.
Massage is OK.
Too quick to be relaxing.
Not hard enough to be if any physical benefit.
Lap dance is hilarious.
She is very pretty though not as toned as I remember her.
B2b with her stubbly pussy literally hurt and I had to ask her to stop.
You go there because you know what to expect and £50 for 30 minutes is good vfm.
Her love of stuffed sheep is adorable but still only a neutral.

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Eva is charming but I would agree neutral.
Haven't seen her in a while before yesterday. Not since she has moved to her new pad by the train station.
Massage is OK.
Too quick to be relaxing.
Not hard enough to be if any physical benefit.
Lap dance is hilarious.
She is very pretty though not as toned as I remember her.
B2b with her stubbly pussy literally hurt and I had to ask her to stop.
You go there because you know what to expect and £50 for 30 minutes is good vfm.
Her love of stuffed sheep is adorable but still only a neutral.

Please don't write your own reviews on someone else's review thread.

Everyone's experience is different and it's easier to establish consistency of service or not, plus to do research via searching if there are standalone reviews.

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Wasn't a review by any means.
Just my support to hobbit post.

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Wasn't a review by any means.
Just my support to hobbit post.

The point "Cunning punt" was making was that if you Post your comments as a Review then it changes the stats at the top of the thread, i.e. currently 10 positive, 5 neutral, 3 negative to 10-6-3.

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The point "Cunning punt" was making was that if you Post your comments as a Review then it changes the stats at the top of the thread, i.e. currently 10 positive, 5 neutral, 3 negative to 10-6-3.

Yes. You've put it a lot better than I did! Thank you.