Joanna @ Zen - Upminster

[Mij]

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This took place a couple or so weeks ago but just been reminded about it by another (similar) review of someone else.

Texted ahead and was told Joanna or Lauren were available. Chose Joanna as hadn't seen her before. Mistake!

Greeted by Lauren and paid the usual £45 for the hour. Stripped and waited for a couple of mins before Joanna walked in. Chinese, slimish, shoulder length hair, ok English, prob early 30's.

Initial massage was ok but nothing spectacular...just a prelude to what would be happening later. About the halfway mark a few bum-tickles, and she asked if I wanted extras. Agreed on £40 for B2B. I turned over and she stripped off, then started to massage my legs...then feet...then legs again...all the time staying out of reach. She then moved nearer and dumped loads of baby oil on my cock and started a furious hand job whilst staring at the ceiling. Now she was within reach so a couple of strokes of her arse, and trying to get her to slow down. Asked her to get on top for the B2B but then her English got suddenly worse and just looked at me quizzically. I motioned her to come up, but still nothing...just dumping even more baby oil on me, which had the opposite effect. I tried to touch her boobs but she leaned away, and an attempt at going between her legs resulted in her saying "NO! Is not allowed to touch ladies there!".

I said I had paid for B2B but then her English disappeared again. She was just there, legs firmly together, staring at the ceiling, trying to make me come asap. I called time on it after about 10 mins and said I had had enough and was getting in the shower to try to get rid of the oil slick that was covering my mid section by now. She protested (English making a sudden comeback!) saying she hadn't finished, but I wasn't having it. She obviously didn't want to be there and that was a huge turn off for me.

Had a shower, cleaned up, and got dressed. Gave her £10 stating no B2B and a crap HJ...she didn't argue and said sorry.

Went to find Lauren but she had popped out to the shop apparently.....wasn't going to complain outside, so contacted her by phone a short while later. She apologized.

One to avoid at all costs...

Mij

[dieseldriver]

That place is getting worse  When I first started going there, few positive reviews. However, recently negatives or neutrals. And some of them with a positive previously!

If ever I decide to go again, will only be Lauren  Not sure if Amy is still there? She works Thursdays, or did if now gone. One of the days I can't make. Have to call and find out? If so, I'll miss what I usually do on a Thursday and see if still gives excellent service