Author Topic: Nicolefantasyx Wolverhampton TOFTT Bullshit Pictures  (Read 2106 times)


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Offline BustaNut

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I made a booking with Nicole after exchanging several texts. Headed to the postcode provided (WV4 if memory serves me correctly). The venue was a ground floor flat at the end of a cul-de-sac.
Upon arrival I called and was given the flat number. The buzzer didn't work so had to call her to let me in (even though she could see me waiting at the door!).
Once inside the building, her door was located almost immediately next to the front entrance and was wide open.
I was a little hesitant to enter as she made no attempt to hide behind the door and quite frankly she wasn't what I was expecting. However, I entered the flat thinking perhaps Nicole was inside - wrong!!

Once inside the flat the first thing that hit me was the overpowering smell of cannabis. The whole place stunk of it.

The girl: I asked where Nicole was as was told that she was Nicole. Now, if you look at the profile, it shows a shapely light skinned girl who, according to the profile, is mixed race. In reality what was standing in front of me was a short, dark skinned, fat, obviously stoned, heavily tattooed frump with a saggy arse and an even saggier set of tits.
I was pretty upset at this and told her that she'd wasted my bloody time, to which she just shrugged - WTF!!  :dash:

So with that I walked out.

Hopefully this will save someone some time and money - the pictures are most definitely not of this girl. Avoid...........unless you're into fat, stoner black girls.

Offline flatcap

Thanks for posting the review and sorry to hear she wasted your time. I tried to book last week for a quick p&d but she never replied to calls or texts, looks like that was a lucky escape.

boobloverhenry

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I had this one on my HL for a while but never got round to booking her.

Lucky escape I think !

The photos do look great - alas you say she's nothing like those.

Why do these bitches like wasting our time ?

Offline Ass the man

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Tried to book her couple of weeks ago but sounded rude over phone so glad I gave her a miss
Banned reason: No reply to question about lack of reviews.
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Offline Punterplus

Had her on my hotlist, now I don't, thanks.

Offline KingUser2017

What a nasty skank, thanks for the review. You will save time and money for others.

How do these people think they can get away with this bullshit?  :thumbsdown:

Offline thekman100

Was about to book. Thank you for the review! Lucky escape me thinks.

Offline Jimbo38

I‘d considered booking her yesterday, however her pictures gave a bit of a fat girl vibe. Thanks for confirming.  :hi:

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she's reported the thread for revealing her address (???), and the profile is down

Offline freeze44

she's reported the thread for revealing her address (???), and the profile is down

And now reported you as a stalker!  :lol: Me next for stalking the stalker  :crazy:

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And now reported you as a stalker!  :lol: Me next for stalking the stalker  :crazy:

must be off her head on dope.
I dunno who she is, where she is or what she looks like
nor do I want to know

Offline lewisjones23

she appears to be mentally ill

clock is ticking IMO


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And now reported you as a stalker!  :lol: Me next for stalking the stalker  :crazy:

She took your bait

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And as for it reporting this review......... :dash:

However, just for fun, I'll issue a few rebuttals.

1 - Why would anyone want to stalk her unless they were visually impaired?
2 - She was wearing fuck all apart from a flimsy lace thingy and I don't have the problem I mentioned in point 1, so I saw everything including all your shit tattoos. It's something I can't unsee no matter how hard I try!
3 - WV4 is a big area, covering thousands of commercial and residential addresses. I'm pretty confident that you wouldn't be able to pinpoint your location using just that. However........... someone could use Google earth and perhaps find you if you continue scoffing the pies at the rate you're currently doing.
« Last Edit: September 01, 2018, 05:18:31 pm by BustaNut »

boobloverhenry

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Those pics look good - shame it's not her !

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latest report reckons that
1) she doesn't smoke dope and it was someone else's house
2) she doesn't eat pies

Offline BustaNut

Now banned. Shame, as it was getting quite entertaining  :D