Sexy Thai Je Je - Swindon

[Donel75]

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Have seen this profile pop up in town again so thought I'd write a review of a punt I had 6 weeks ago. Not much to write home about (as expected).

Location
Maze of flats next to the outlet centre Swindon. Lots of people about at 10am. Suspect the words "job" and "work" are alien terms in that neck of the woods.

Cost
60 for half /100 for the hour

Duration
30mins

Comms
Quick to respond to a lazy text at 0930 with 30 minutes notice. In fact, the only working girl out of 4 contacted at that hour awake (or at least answering). Directions a bit confused (probably on my part), the estate is a bit of a Maze.

Serices
Don't expect alot from Thai girls outside of London. Standard massage, covered oral, straight sex and no fuss.  Girl delivered as expected.

The lady
Mid to late 40s Thai lady, tight body and almost disproportionate fake tits. I'd describe her character as polite an civil. Little banter. No passion. Not quite robotic but getting there. English was okay. Dressed in tight, black dress (no underwear, assume this was convenience rather than any attempt at eroticism). Make up down, she smelt fresh.

The Meet
After pulling up and parking the car at the furthest parking space from the venue and after a couple of phone direction that resembled the itv kids programme Knightmare i got to her anonymous flat. Asked to remove shoes at the door, offered a shower which I delclined. Face down massage for about 15 minutes, some cheeky swipes here and there, some decent boob rubs. Lots of baby oil. Flipped over for about 1.5 minutes of covered oral. Follow by a standard, reflex-like move into cowgirl after she'd applied a decent palmful of lube. She grimaced as she lowed herself onto me before suggesting a move into mish. At this point it felt like a standard pump and dump sort of service, she was literally going through the motions. After about five mins of mish it she suggested doggy immediately followed by prompts from her to "come for me baby" which pretty much ruined it for me. Finished up. Was offered a water and a shower which I accepted due to the sheer volume of baby oil I could still feel on my back. Left 5 minutes later.

Conclusion
Would I  go back? Maybe. I knew what this sort of girl was likely to provide. Limited options at that time of day. In hindisight a 30 minute session did suffice. Girl had a decent bod, wasn't umpleasent but ultimately wasn't in to it. You'd pay 50 quid for a pretty average 30 minute topless wank from the flat-chested, blond polish chick down the road so represents okay value in my book.