************** This is a TS review, so if this is not relevant to your interests, please do not read any further ************** T-Girl: TS Kelly GFE aka TS Sandy aka TS Miki Noda aka...
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External Link/Members OnlyComms/Organization: The phone numbers on various websites and even several different girls link to the same phone operator, usually a Thai lady who responds to phone calls/texts to coordinate the meets. On a separate day the operator tried to send me to the same flat (which I refused), at which point I confirmed with the operator that Kelly had several other names. TS Kelly seems to be their star, at least in the looks department, so they use several ads to funnel lots of clients in to see her.
Location: Bayswater. One of the many "Gardens". Decent flat, obviously lived in. Although a bit dimly lit. Ground floor.
Paid: £100/30 minutes
Looks: 8/10Very beautiful, in her 20's with a pretty face, and athletic yet feminine body. Young, tight, and smooth skin, Small waist, nice breasts and bum. Facially looks most like the
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Service: 1/10
She advertises GFE but was
literally rushing me to cum and leave within 5 minutes of paying. Has no interest in clients' enjoyment and just wants them to pay and leave quickly. Very disappointing experience and waste of money. Basically a very expensive shitty, rushed vanilla service.
The meet: When entering the room I asked to turn the lights on, and she still looked good. She smiled, but I could sense disinterest and should have walked. On the phone she was very friendly, but in hindsight it was the phone operator as over the phone her English was quite good. In person, Kelly's English was very limited. After paying she had that same cold, non-compliant/bossy attitude common with Romanians. She started by asking why I wasn't hard, and so started with a HJ with lube, and within minutes was already asking me to cum. WTF. I asked if she wanted me to leave and give me a refund, and she said no. So fine, I was going to take my time. She kept trying to furiously jerk me so I restrained her wrist. She would then use her free arm so I restrained both of her wrists. After a while I got a condom on, bent her over and stuck my cock in her ass. At least one highlight was her legit gasp when I shoved it in. Doggy fucking her ass was fun for a bit, but she was rushing me and I went limp. At which point she was trying to get away rather than just be compliant and let me do my thing. She wanted me on my back. I said no. I made her get on her back so I could at least cum on her. I jerked but was limp, and eventually came while half limp, flinging two week's worth of cum onto her. She got irritated when some got on the bed, which I liked even better. Bitch started cleaning up while I was still cumming. To keep from being angry I sassily reprimanded her in simple English like she was a child, telling her she was bad, and bad for rushing me. I think sassy attitude is best in this case. I spanked her and she tried to be nicer, but too little, too late. The dumb bitch asked me if I wanted to cum again. I said not today.
Conclusion: It's difficult to find a decent looking T-girl in the UK, so there are not many options whether this is a bucket list item for you or a specific fetish. And while she fits the bill looks-wise, her service is absolute shit and I would
strongly recommend to avoid.
General Tips I've spent a lot of time researching and checking these places out as a side project, so hopefully these tips helps others:
* Be very prepared to walk. My walk ratio is very high with T-girls based on looks. In fact, expect to walk.
* Photos are often times very heavily photoshopped, with the girl looking entirely different (and not good) in person.
* Videos are the best way to confirm looks. Several girls have
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* Most seem to be around the Bayswater area, so it's easy to see/walk from several in an afternoon. Although the operator might get angry, so it might be better to use multiple phones.
* For those who would like to collaborate in searches/recommendations, you can post below, start a TS-specific thread, or PM me directly. I can help, although this is just a side project for me, less than 2% of my punting time.
* Ideally I'd like to find someone like Bailey Jay (
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