My ongoing hunt for new size 6/8 blonde pussy to fuck led me to looking slightly further afield. I’d spotted Sandy’s profile as soon as it arrived on AWank, on the 10th of May, and thought to myself FUCK ME SIDEWAYS and then I binned her as being TGTBT.
Anyways I couldn’t help myself as I kept coming back to her and then she posted a Leeds tour so that was it I had to.
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The short version.I sodomized porn Barbie and I can’t believe how lacklustre and disappointing the whole experience was.
The booking process.A couple of texts on the day and that was that.
In earlier comms I’d made it quite clear I was after the full A-Z of services and that I expected proper kissing as per my usual MO. Sandy had previously confirmed that would all be fine as long as I was nice and clean.
No Awank booking no fuck all which is just how I like it. GAME FUCKING ON !!!!
The waiting game.What waiting game ?? I was buried balls deep up Sandy’s arse less than 6 hours after the booking had been confirmed.
The Venue.A very sensible 4 star hotel in the centre of Leeds. No keycards, no nosey staff no fuck all to bother the wary punter.
First I am going to describe her.Sandy is a 5’5” tall size 8/10 blue eyed blonde. Well actually she isn’t…..she’s a brunette, very dark roots, that’s been extended and bleached/dyed.
This one’s classic hourglass with a tiny waist. Fuck me what an arse she’s got, it’s peachy and definitely worthy of a good slapping, I couldn’t wait to get my thumb up it.
I’m not going to say she’s a gym bunny as she isn’t what I’d describe as tight and toned. I reckon her stats are 32-24-36 and that she weighs in the region of 9½ possibly 10 stone. IMHO she’s been bigger at some stage as the stretch marks are there and also scars/marks that I’d associate with liposuction.
Sandy’s tits are enhanced and on her petite frame they looked huge. No doubt in my mind that they are the FF’s claimed. I didn’t like the feel of them one bit as they seemed hard to me.
For a change I thought I was with an ink free lass till I spotted a tramp stamp at the base of her back, I didn’t spot any other tattoos. Sandy has pierced ears and navel.
If the pictures on AWank are of the lass I met in the room then they are old OR very flattering as she’s nothing like as lithe and toned as what the lass in those pictures is. TBH I felt misled when I saw her.
Age wise I reckon that the 25 stated is having a laugh. Sandy said something to me in the room that led me to believe she’s quite a bit older. I reckon early 30’s is much more like it.
Facially I considered Sandy to be a good looking girl but I didn’t think she was anything overly special. Porn Barbie comes to mind as I was thinking a cross between Barbie and Pamela Anderson but not as good looking.
One very noticeable feature is that she’s got very white teeth which she told me are dental veneers.
TBH I didn’t fancy her and I reckon she knew it. Regardless of this she’s a solid 7/10 IMHO for her face and the same for her body albeit with some work in the gym that could easily be an 8/10.
I am though as ever conscious that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and just because I found Sandy to be disappointing doesn’t mean the next punter will agree with me.
The meeting.I arrived in the vicinity of the venue with 15 minutes to spare and let Sandy know I was there. FFS she kept me waiting till 15 minutes after the agreed start time. I was just about ready to walk and then, just in the nick of time, the text arrived with the room number.
Sandy did the hiding thing.
A cursory peck at the door. So I asked her if that was the best she could manage to get the response “you’ve only just met me what did you expect”.
Thats’s when I should have walked.
So I told her.
Maybe she was disappointed with what was infront of her but FFS at £2.50 per minute she could have made an effort.
Anyways in for a penny in for £300 as I handed over the fee and went for a shower.
I exited the shower to find Sandy lying on the bed. She then sat on the side of it and took little Fishy in hand. Little Fishy initially seemed to like what he was facing and got rather excited as Sandy took him into her mouth and then she “attacked” little Fishy. Her blow job was very sloppy, plenty of spit, but fuck me was she’s rough. She’s been described as being “full on” in her other reviews and that IMHO is an understatement. Sandy did manage to get little Fishy all the way into her mouth and down her throat without gagging but as soon as I touched her head she pulled away from me. FFS she kept catching me with her teeth so I asked her to calm it down. Sandy didn’t calm it down and instead she kept “attacking” little fishy who didn’t like being raked with her teeth so he started to melt.
This was the “theme” for the rest of the meeting.
Onto the bed to get little Fishy primed for action, FFS she continued to catch me with her teeth, which little Fishy really didn’t like. I then asked Sandy to sit on my face. She’s got a nice bald pussy this one with chewy labia and a buried clit. No hygiene issues whatsoever so I got stuck in. That slowed her down and now her blow job was much more like it. So there we were with me licking and slobbering away at one end while Sandy did the same at the other end. Finger up her arse, no objections there, which Sandy ground against while I continued to lick away.
Condom time which Sandy applied with her mouth.
FFS Sandy smothered the condom with lube before sitting on little Fishy in reverse cowgirl. Sandy now ground and bounced on a very luby little Fishy while doing her Kegels. TBH I was struggling to feel the sides with all that lube and it all seemed somewhat mechanical. Sandy then suggested a change to doggie. Doggie it was as she assumed the position as I slid little Fishy in. This is the one point during the punt where she excelled herself as she wrapped her ankles round mine, got a firm grip, and gave as good as what she was getting. Couldn’t help myself so I slipped my thumb up her arse as I gave her a good fucking.
Time for a change as Sandy then took covered little Fishy into her mouth and gave him a suck. Little fishy doesn’t like OW so he melted.
Little Fishy was now being very mardy and malfunctioned.
Time to give her another lick. I asked Sandy to get on her back and dived in. No issue with giving her a fingering as I played hunt the g-spot. My finger then ended up back up her arse as Sandy squirmed away beneath me. Been a while since a lass faked an orgasm but that IMHO is exactly what she then did.
By now the bedding was absolutely covered in fake tan and it was starting to rub off onto my chest, arms and face.
Back to cock sucking BUT FFS she kept catching me with her teeth.
Time for a change of tack as I asked Sandy to lay on her belly so that I could get her ready for some anal. I sat on her lower legs which she didn’t like, she asked me to move which I did. So there I was with 1 then 2 then 3 fingers up her arse. On with a condom and I gently slid not so little Fishy up her bum. Sandy initially seemed to like this as she started thrusting back at me till I was buried balls deep up her bum. Unfortunately the anal didn’t last long before Sandy complained that it was stinging. That apparently was my fault as I used the “wrong lube” as she has a particular lube she prefers for anal. FWIW I used the very same lube she'd smothered the condom with earlier so not sure why she was no telling me it was the wrong lube.
Back to cock sucking. Sandy gave me a rimming before putting a condom on her fingers and playing hunt the prostate gland. FFS little Fishy was now really playing up and feeling rather sore. That really was that as little Fishy got even more mardy and didn’t want to stand up no more.
Sandy now lay across me with her back to me and continued her attack on little Fishy. What followed was more ferocious oral as she sucked and wanked little Fishy while talking “comedy filth”.
More than once I had to take over myself as little Fishy refused to stand up.
Seemed to me like she was trying too hard. I really didn’t like how she turned her back to me and I found that to be a right turn off. TBH I think she knew she’d broke me.
Anyways with 15 minutes to go Sandy checked the time and announced that she considered little Fishy to be dead and that she could do nothing more with him.
Game over.
Shower and dressed.
While I was dressing Sandy was very nosey. Sandy seemed very interested to know if I was a punting forum member. I played dumb BUT it makes me wonder how many others haven’t.
Then I was off with a final peck at the door.
I got back to my car 2 hour and 15 minutes after I left it so the timings were bang on.
The money bit.I paid Sandy £300 for 2 hours of her life.
In conclusion.This punt was a highly mechanical experience with a passionless lass who, for me, clearly demonstrated her parlour origins.
This punt had all the signs of being epic and it was. This punt was an epic flop the likes of which makes me wonder why I fucking bother.
Last but not least.After the punt little Fishy did not feel right. I had a look and found quite a bit of dried blood under my foreskin. Only one thing for it as I took a trip to A&E. FFS the skin at the base of my bell end was cut to shreds. The doctor took one look and asked me if I’d been indulging in really rough oral sex.
TBH even though I’d been caught by Sandy with her teeth several times it never occurred to me that she may have injured me. Fair enough accidents do happen but FFS the damage is such that I’ve been advised to lay off the shagging and been warned if it doesn’t heal right I’m looking at a circumcision.
The acid test as ever being would I return and my answer is not a fucking chance.
I am though as ever conscious that YMMV and just because I had a disappointing time with Sandy doesn't mean the next punter will do so.
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