In short.
Reception refused to describe ladies available over the phone and was told to come and have a look.
Asked for money before girl came out. I refused.
Girl turned out to be a monster.
Long version.
My back was playing up Sunday evening and had a quick look for local massage place that was still open and found Healing Space, Body and Foot Spa, White Lily and Sonabai.
I know Healing Space is totally legitimate but massage was the priority and any extra would be bonus.
No answer from Healing Space so I called Body and Foot and was told they said they had 2 ladies available. Tried to get more information about the girls (age, size, look etc), but was just told to come down and see. spidey sense tingles.
The receptionist initially spoke with good English but when I tried to get more information she seemed to forget how to speak English. Spidey sense tingles more
Reluctantly, I thought I could stick my head in Healing Space to see whether they have any appointments, failing that I'll go to Body and Foot.
Unfortunately, Healing Space had no appointments so I nipped across the road. I asked who was available and was told to hand over £40 for the hour. Spidey sense kicks me.
Asked again to see who was available and again she asked for money. I refused and was about to walk out before she then asked the girl out.
I should have trusted my Spidey sense which at this stage as screaming at me. The girl was about mid to late 40's, 5 9, size 14 and not very attractive. Not really her fault, but it doesn't encourage you when she's chewing food with sauce (no, not that sauce) dribbling down her chin.
I turned around and walked.
Still in need of servicing, I called White Lily...
'Hi, do you have any girls available now?'
'Yes, we have 2 girls available'
'Great, what are they like'
'You come and see, sir...'
I hung up, went home for a Pot Noodle and a wank.
