Author Topic: YoYo @ Evergreen Massage - Hanwell  (Read 3281 times)

Offline TDAF79

So my disappointment with my first ever punt yesterday didn't last long... I live about 3 minutes from this place. On the Uxbridge road, opposite a car park and, if you know Hanwell, between the Clock tower and Nisa. Didn't bother with an app as it was 9:30, I had the day off and I was bored. Popped in on the off chance and they saw me straight away.

Place is on a main road so not discreet but it doesn't scream Wank Shop if that concerns you, all very new and clean. I was greeted by YoYo. I'd say mid thirties, 5'3ish, good tits and not unattractive. About a 6 out of 10 for me facially. She was dressed in a little black dress with a scooped top which showed her rack off so quite clear other services were on offer despite numerous signs saying the opposite!

Paid for an hour and she told me to strip completely. Room all very pleasant and a good 45 minute massage followed. Back, legs and lots of boobs "accidentally" mushing against me, hands sliding between my legs etc. Flipped me over, still nude and does chest and even more obvious ball manouvering. Without any preamble it was suddenly "HJ £20, B2B £40". I asked if she did extras but a pleasant "no". Fair enough, wasnt expecting it but thought I'd  ask as she was cute.

Opted for B2B and she stripped, lubed and climbed aboard. Lots of touching, boob wank. Got a good grab of everything going, didn't push it. All very pleasant though only went on 7-10 mins before I got a good hand job. I'm no expert here as my wife has never managed to jerk me off as she has shit technique but no issues here.

Decent experience all in all and a lot happier than I was yesterday. Massage nice, girl decent, tits very pleasant and nice place. She says there are now 2 ladies working here clouding herself but I o my saw YoYo so can't comment. Only issue was shit Chinese karaoke take on bad 90s tunes!

Offline Moneyd

Sounds like my two experiences there.

I live in West Ealing so it’s an easy place to visit if I’m horny and need something local.

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Thanks for the review  :drinks:

I'm always baffled when guys say their longterm partners are crap at HR.  My ex was genuinely interested in tossing me off and did pretty well, thankfully she was also very game for swallowing, fucking and anal so not much tossing needed unless we were in public or driving somewhere.

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Thanks for the review  :drinks:

I'm always baffled when guys say their longterm partners are crap at HR.  My ex was genuinely interested in tossing me off and did pretty well, thankfully she was also very game for swallowing, fucking and anal so not much tossing needed unless we were in public or driving somewhere.

OH is abysmal at it but by her own admission has never done it before.

A half-Japanese ex said she was committed to doing it to increase her skills as a lover but complained her hand hurt.

A Hong Kong Chinese sort of ex was scarily good at giving them, didn't take me long to spunk all over a tree in a park when we had nowhere available to go (both living with others at the time).

Offline TDAF79

Haha, people can't be good at everything. In her defence she tried to get better but usually just would give up and start sucking as it was quicker. Difficult to complain really!

If anyone meets the other woman there please shout.