Needed a massage, and thought I would TOFTT as there doesn't seem to be much info about anywhere is Stafford.
Siam has a shop front, nice easy parking across the road, and I needed to de-stress and get rid of some knots, so wasn't too bothered if it wasn't a rub and tug.
This place has a facebook page:
External Link/Members Only as well as advertising in the regular VivaStreet etc, so likely to be all above board.
I also decided to risk not calling.
Was met with an open door - for me a good start, I hate the knock and wait.
Asked for an hour, and was told it was £40, so fairly standard price for the West Mids
I was shown to the broom cupboard (see photos on FB) a small, narrow (but comfortable) room, with a decent massage table, and asked to get on the bed, whilst the lady left the room.
No sign of a towel, so down to the birthday suit and face down on the table. I spied a packet of wipes, so was hopeful :-)
When Om re-entered, she basically started the massage by climbing on me, working first on my legs, then attacking the knots in my shoulders! A really good solid massage, just what the doctor ordered!
Time to turn over, and still no cover. :-)
A few subtle hints, but nothing really that the little chap was going to get any attention....until the last few moments, and a comment, "well that's you done, does he need some attention? It will be an extra £20."
A nice happy ending

I will return, it would be worth it for the massage alone. I would probably go back for a shorter massage too if a rub and tug was the focus.
The premises appeared nice and clean. The room was warm, but neither hot nor cold.
The lady (Om) was very pleasant, not the lady in the FB photo, very plainly dressed, and quite ordinary. I think if I returned and got to know her, that there could be some good banter, but I don't think more than a HE is on offer.
For me it was a positive. A good massage followed by a bonus HE. Others might find the lady not to their liking, but I was outcome focused
Hope this helps
