Sweet Bruna , S w e e t B r u n a , Sloane Square, London

[Fourtyfive]

Sweet Bruna ,  S w e e t  B r u n a , External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only Sloane Square, London
1hour £160

Definitely the worst punt I have ever experienced. Not sure where to start.
Seen the profile while ago and had her in my Hot List for a couple of months now, waiting for the positive review on this forum. Her AW reviews looked good but from previous experiences number of Brazilian SP’s tend to have doctored reviews by what appears to be fake clients.

However I have decided to take a plunge since photos looked real and body wise she is definitely my type. Also not having negative reviews on AW helped.

Upmarket location, just behind Sloane Square. Serviced small studio flat.
Friendly girl from the photos opened the door with a big smile on her face. To my slight disappointment facially not very pretty, probably 5/10. Body wise she is great. Round bubble bum, small waist, strong legs, b cup small pert boobs. Seeing that body was enough to get the smile back on my face. I am generally not bothered by the facial beauty if the body is good.
Shower offered and despite having one just before I have set to see her I have accepted one (which I always do in order to put girls at ease and for them to know that I am clean and fresh).
That is as positive as it gets. From that point it’s all downhill. Most of the services that she advertises are not on offer, not even as an extra. Very few sporadic FK’s at a start only and no DFK. She asked me to lay on the bed and immediately went to put the condom on without even getting me hard. Condom went on and she started giving me oral. Oral was good but not great. Got me hard and straight away asked if we can start with the sex. I said yes as I can clearly see that she was not interested. Lube on, she came on the top and the sex was ok, feeling that bum was great.
Changed position to doggy. Again view of that ass was lovely but she was clearly uninterested. Seeing her looking at the tv that she left on from time to time was complete put off. I decided to cum sooner rather than later and wanted to go back to oral. She declined it and said that she doesn’t do it again. Another mood killer. I was getting pissed of but thought I’ll just pop one and go. So I asked for sex and she said she didn’t have condoms in my size anymore. What followed was the most unenthusiastic hand job that you can possibly imagine with rolling of the eyes and question every 30 seconds when will I come. Despite being only 30 minutes into session. I have asked her to suck my nipple, answer was I don’t do that. To give me hand job with both hands, she doesn’t do that. There was so much negativity coming from her that there was no chance I would ever come. I have got up, put my clothes on and left.
I am fairly fit and good looking guy so I find it difficult to believe that she was put off by my appearance and that was the reason for a bad service. I have been punting for a long time and have never experienced something like this or left with out finishing.
The only thing that I could conclude is that she clearly hates her job. It’s a money grabbing operation and doesn’t offer any of the services advertised not even as an extra. I have never had a problem with paying extras.
I find it hard to believe that she just had a bad day. I don’t need to answer the question about going back and you should think very hard before you decide to see her.

[akauya]

Sounds awful! What a crap service, but it's becoming typical of Brazilian girls giving shit service. The last two Brazilians I saw were just as disinterested  in providing anything you could call 'service'. Once money changed hands that was it.

If this continues I think Brazilians will take over Romanians in the poor service league tables.

 

[LLPunting]

Thanks for the warning 

Posting images to not tats and features for future avoidance come the inevitable change of hair style/colour.

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[peter purves]

Sorry to hear mate!

I have to ask nonetheless the perennial question: Is she a worthy Bubble Butt thread entrant??

Cheers

[Payyourwaymate]

 . Better luck next time.

[Fourtyfive]

In my opinion bubble bum contender. Not very big but definitely rounded.

I have had few bad experiences over the years as most of the punters have, but she was in a different league service wise.
I have been punting for number of years and never been into writing reviews especially negative ones. It always felt like waste of my energy in writing them. On very rare occasion I would write positive on AW if I was absolutely brilliant. I am fed up of being cheated and have now started to honestly review most of the SP’s. I have recently joined the forum in a hope of finding some genuine reviews as I don’t trust AW reviews. It still feels like a waste of energy but will hopefully help some other muppets like me from getting cheated and hopefully reward someone SP’s who genuinely put a good effort and hard work.
It’s not a an easy job and I understand that you will not get perfect service from even great SP’s every singe time but this was diabolical. I a still baffled by good reviews on AW.

[Jerk Chicken]

In my opinion bubble bum contender. Not very big but definitely rounded.

I have had few bad experiences over the years as most of the punters have, but she was in a different league service wise.
I have been punting for number of years and never been into writing reviews especially negative ones. It always felt like waste of my energy in writing them. On very rare occasion I would write positive on AW if I was absolutely brilliant. I am fed up of being cheated and have now started to honestly review most of the SP’s. I have recently joined the forum in a hope of finding some genuine reviews as I don’t trust AW reviews. It still feels like a waste of energy but will hopefully help some other muppets like me from getting cheated and hopefully reward someone SP’s who genuinely put a good effort and hard work.
It’s not a an easy job and I understand that you will not get perfect service from even great SP’s every singe time but this was diabolical. I a still baffled by good reviews on AW.

Sorry to hear you had a shocker.

I learned a long time ago take AW reviews with a pinch of salt. It is a reciprocal arrangement that encourages abuse. Girl writes fluff about the punter and he in turn feels obliged to write the same. To me UKP is the only place where you get the good, the bad and the ugly. I agree it's a lot of energy to write reviews but I for one would encourage you to do so when you can. Hopefully you will get out of it as much as you put in.

[darkmanuk]

Sorry to hear about this awful experience.

I think as punters, are way too easily taken advantage of as we don't stand up for what's right, instead opting for the path of least resistance which costs us time and money! Remember, she's not the one who had to groom, get ready, leave home, travel etc - you did!

I would have asked for my money back politely but firmly and wished her a good afternoon. Women like this taken FULL advantage of your willingness to part with hard earned cash.