Author Topic: QUEEN OF BLOWJOB (Kelly) incall Harrow  (Read 5226 times)


4 review(s) for  QUEEN OF BLOWJOB  (2 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline jimmyha

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This is my first review but not my first punt. No reviews on here so thought I'd TOFTT as Kelly was what I was looking for today.

Logistics: I was looking for something specific this afternoon and Kelly's pictures ticked my boxes, so I initiated contact by text and she replied immediately with her postcode, letting me know she'll be available in an hour. 59 minutes later I was in the area and messaged her again to confirm and she said she'll be 10 minutes.

Location: I searched in vain for a pub and after 25 minutes of radio silence followed up. She gave me her location, a fairly grotty hotel close to the high street; I parked right in front and called her to let her know I had arrived. She let me in and her room was your run of the mill west-london punting hole - clean enough but smelled of cigarette smoke (her breath and clothes didn't suggest that she was the smoker).

Looks: Kelly opened the door wearing some sexy underwear and motioned for me to keep the noise down. She's a bigger girl but still within my requirements - her pictures are clearly un-edited and they are fairly accurate. She is however MUCH prettier in real life so I was pleased. Long, straight black hair, 5'4ish, big round tits and like I said, VERY pretty. She was a bit sharp on the phone and opening the door but once in her room her sweet personality and great sense of humour came out to play. She made me feel very at ease and we had some laughs while getting to know eachother.

Service: We sorted the paperwork (£60 for 30m) and I went to freshen up, when back in the room,  she made a half-arsed attempt at a dance to remove her nightgown; I paid it exactly the amount of attention it deserved and got my kit off. She wrapped me up and showed me where her name comes from, the blowjob was excellent, good motion and she took me as deep as she could while I felt her up. despite being a big girl she had very smooth skin, her boobs were nice and firm with fantastic perky nipples and there wasn't a shred of hair on her body. After not very long at all (my decision), I fucked her very tight, wet pussy in mish for a while and she pulled me in close to her face - I'm not really into kissing but she had the fullest lips that were hard to resist and I must say I enjoyed it. I asked her to move to cowgirl and when I lay down she paused to answer a text message. she was still texting as she mounted me and carried on while I played with her tits and "soaked". It was a bit surreal and under different circumstances I might have been annoyed but it was only a few seconds. She rode me hard until I finished and we had some chat before I got dressed and left.

Summary: Kelly's profile is legitimate and accurate, she's a big girl but VERY pretty and has a great personality and sense of humour just like she says. I will definitely return when I'm in the mood to pound someone like her again.

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Offline jimmyha

Didn't ask, but the section of the hotel she was in was secured by padlock from the inside so I'd be very surprised if there weren't WGs in the other rooms.

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£20 extra for owo.  Pisisssh!


Thanks for sharing all the same.

Offline last_days_of_logan

Good shapely big ass? Hips to waist ratio good or bad?


Offline Metalgear2018

I don't believe this review. The profile is a similar set up to Romanian WG in the Borehamwood area.

Offline last_days_of_logan

I don't believe this review. The profile is a similar set up to Romanian WG in the Borehamwood area.

why would that mean the review is bogus?

you can have the same admin set up like 500 different accounts for various working girls

Offline jimmyha

Good shapely big ass? Hips to waist ratio good or bad?

Yes on the ass, no on the ratio - she had quite a belly

Offline Metalgear2018

why would that mean the review is bogus?

you can have the same admin set up like 500 different accounts for various working girls

Okay. So it's like a template that AW provides?

Offline last_days_of_logan

Okay. So it's like a template that AW provides?

no..more like a template that the same crooked secretary or person you hire to create your profile would use for 100 other people that they create profiles for

its like a job for someone doing it for people that dont know how or cant be arsed


Offline Redindian1234

Have to completely disagree with OP here on pretty much everything. Saw this girl a few years ago as a last resort 2am punt. She’s big and not very pretty, has certainly seen better days. Service is rushed and she’s quite brash and doesn’t exactly take direction well. I didn’t, and wouldn’t return.

Offline mrx007

"Queen of Blowjob"?

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Best blowjob I ever had I can remember and ended up coating the girl's face and her pumping her mouth furiously on the cock after I had deluged her.

Awesome. Unlike this phoney.

Offline Redindian1234

This is a fucking fake review.

Either that, or the OP has remarkably bad taste. She is not “VERY pretty” by any stretch. She’s tired and butch.

The fact that the OP makes reference to her being “sharp on the phone” but is all smiles and kisses once you’re there, just seems like luring tactics.