Author Topic: Pornstar Isabelle - Baker Street  (Read 1500 times)


12 review(s) for lovely issa (3 positive, 0 neutral, 9 negative) [Indexed by Sinz]

Offline BarryProudfoot

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I've had 'Pornstar Isabelle' on my hotlist since past reviews of punters having to run to a door somewhere in the city to actually see her. I was in the area and decided to try my luck thinking if she exists, great, if not, it'll be character building going forward :thumbsup:

Booking was made via text, got the post code and headed to the address. I text again asking for the flat number and that was probably the longest 2 minutes of the whole process, or so I thought. I'm stood outside this big black door pressing a flat buzzer that's clearly been used to the point it feels like it doesn't work anymore.
At this stage I'm standing outside feeling very self conscious and no idea if the buzzer is even working or if i'm going to meet 'Pornstar Isabelle' or not.
Eventually I get let in and go straight ahead opening a fire door and wait for 'Pornstar Isabelle' to open the flat door. The girl who opened the door was not 'Pornstar Isabelle' at this point I just assumed she was just letting me in and would then introduce me to her. I walk down the long and winding corridor, bathroom to the left, a bedroom in front and one to the right. We went into the bedroom on the right thats seen better days. And then that awkward moment when you're recalling all the negative UKP reviews of 'Pornstar Isabelle' not existing come to mind. I was told she has gone back home and I could have her instead. I said as nice as you are I would like to leave please. She said ok and I darted out the door first incase of any Sergei confrontation or anything. The flat was quiet but when my heart starts beating I assume the worst.

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11 review(s) found for pornstar isabelle linked to in above post (3 positive, 1 neutral, 7 negative)

The high turnover in these girls is a good thing.  Eventually one hopes their fuckwit pimp will realise he and they could all make a lot more money if hey cut down on the bullshit, stopped wasting their customers time and fucking them around with bullshit service description and bait and switch.  Until he does he will continue to make a laughing stock of himself as a fucking moron who can’t even make decent money with ridiculously pretty girls like Delia and Arina in his stable.

Let’s hope the cunt wises up soon.
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Offline Londonpunter30

The high turnover in these girls is a good thing.  Eventually one hopes their fuckwit pimp will realise he and they could all make a lot more money if hey cut down on the bullshit, stopped wasting their customers time and fucking them around with bullshit service description and bait and switch.  Until he does he will continue to make a laughing stock of himself as a fucking moron who can’t even make decent money with ridiculously pretty girls like Delia and Arina in his stable.

Let’s hope the cunt wises up soon.

I don't think any of these pimps have that intelligence

Offline socksfellan2

Useful warning to read if you're still considering seeing this WG lol: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=151435.0

Offline tantraman

Well done for walking, BP :thumbsup:

I'm guessing you've must've been B&S'd to 'Gemma', if not porn Arina. I'm afraid I had I let the team down, by being too weak to walk when faced with such a pretty B&S :blush: ... I really must learn to do this, as these Romanian pimps clearly rely on weak-willed punters like me.

:(

Offline yuptree

Thanks for the review - was thinking about going back but looks unlikely that I will find the "right" girl again.

Barry could you let me know if the girls tits looked like this (attached). As the girl i saw was in the right hand bedroom you went into.

Thanks

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I've had 'Pornstar Isabelle' on my hotlist since past reviews of punters having to run to a door somewhere in the city to actually see her. I was in the area and decided to try my luck thinking if she exists, great, if not, it'll be character building going forward :thumbsup:

Booking was made via text, got the post code and headed to the address. I text again asking for the flat number and that was probably the longest 2 minutes of the whole process, or so I thought. I'm stood outside this big black door pressing a flat buzzer that's clearly been used to the point it feels like it doesn't work anymore.
At this stage I'm standing outside feeling very self conscious and no idea if the buzzer is even working or if i'm going to meet 'Pornstar Isabelle' or not.
Eventually I get let in and go straight ahead opening a fire door and wait for 'Pornstar Isabelle' to open the flat door. The girl who opened the door was not 'Pornstar Isabelle' at this point I just assumed she was just letting me in and would then introduce me to her. I walk down the long and winding corridor, bathroom to the left, a bedroom in front and one to the right. We went into the bedroom on the right thats seen better days. And then that awkward moment when you're recalling all the negative UKP reviews of 'Pornstar Isabelle' not existing come to mind. I was told she has gone back home and I could have her instead. I said as nice as you are I would like to leave please. She said ok and I darted out the door first incase of any Sergei confrontation or anything. The flat was quiet but when my heart starts beating I assume the worst.

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Offline BarryProudfoot

Thanks for the review - was thinking about going back but looks unlikely that I will find the "right" girl again.

Barry could you let me know if the girls tits looked like this (attached). As the girl i saw was in the right hand bedroom you went into.

Thanks

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No idea pal, I was in and out on 10 toes :D

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Hi Barry- well I found your second review. I can see why you went for her - Oh bad luck on the negative. You did the right thing walking. Not sure why you chose her in view of the 9 negatives. Need to take more cogniscence of other reviews I guess. Looked too good I guess. Better luck next time. :hi:

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Hi Barry- well I found your second review. I can see why you went for her - Oh bad luck on the negative. You did the right thing walking. Not sure why you chose her in view of the 9 negatives. Need to take more cogniscence of other reviews I guess. Looked too good I guess. Better luck next time. :hi:

I was in the area and decided to try my luck thinking if she exists, great, if not, it'll be character building going forward :thumbsup:

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I was in the area and decided to try my luck thinking if she exists, great, if not, it'll be character building going forward :thumbsup:
Shame it turned out the later. Better luck next time. :hi: