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External Link/Members OnlyI've had 'Pornstar Isabelle' on my hotlist since past reviews of punters having to run to a door somewhere in the city to actually see her. I was in the area and decided to try my luck thinking if she exists, great, if not, it'll be character building going forward

Booking was made via text, got the post code and headed to the address. I text again asking for the flat number and that was probably the longest 2 minutes of the whole process, or so I thought. I'm stood outside this big black door pressing a flat buzzer that's clearly been used to the point it feels like it doesn't work anymore.
At this stage I'm standing outside feeling very self conscious and no idea if the buzzer is even working or if i'm going to meet 'Pornstar Isabelle' or not.
Eventually I get let in and go straight ahead opening a fire door and wait for 'Pornstar Isabelle' to open the flat door. The girl who opened the door was not 'Pornstar Isabelle' at this point I just assumed she was just letting me in and would then introduce me to her. I walk down the long and winding corridor, bathroom to the left, a bedroom in front and one to the right. We went into the bedroom on the right thats seen better days. And then that awkward moment when you're recalling all the negative UKP reviews of 'Pornstar Isabelle' not existing come to mind. I was told she has gone back home and I could have her instead. I said as nice as you are I would like to leave please. She said ok and I darted out the door first incase of any Sergei confrontation or anything. The flat was quiet but when my heart starts beating I assume the worst.