ebony Bree_ of Shoreditch, London

[Brewster81]

ebony bree of London

this is my first review, I've long looked at people saying go for it and post yourself instead of asking everyone's opinion so here goes

met bree for a 1 hour appointment 300
this was about six months ago
exspensive yes but always wanted to go with a hot ebony girl

apartment is easily located and discreet
asked if she could do a stripper fantasy with the see through white item
she answered and was hot
exactly like the photos
great skin, body, so sexy
she stripped and teased me the we went to the bedroom, great owo, really great, fucked me how I wanted and however
came all over her face and she sucked dry
great eh
at this point I couldn't complain

if you read her profile she likes older men and here is why

I'm a two pop man and when I initiated the 2nd round she completely lost interest and what followed was the most unenthusiastic hand job I've ever had and I wanted owo

literally I even saw her frowning
I'm a fit guy young and don't struggle with the ladies, I sometimes do this as you just need a fuck
if you want one good pop I would say she is worth it but you could find cheeper
if you want anything more don't bother

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[magnetico]

Location ?

[NotThePrimeMinister]

She's in Shoreditch.

OP, sorry about your bad experience.
I only saw her once, must have been 9 months ago or so, but she gave a good service in both of my 2 rounds.

Typical case of your mileage may vary!

I have just noticed on her site that in September she'll be increasing her rates for new clients. Wonder who will pay more than the current £300? 

[king tarzan]

She's in Shoreditch.

OP, sorry about your bad experience.
I only saw her once, must have been 9 months ago or so, but she gave a good service in both of my 2 rounds.

Typical case of your mileage may vary!

I have just noticed on her site that in September she'll be increasing her rates for new clients. Wonder who will pay more than the current £300? 

£300 is way overpriced anyway   
Let alone more than £300 

[magnetico]

She's in Shoreditch.

Question was for OP, sorry

[MeritofMirth]

Cheers OP, un-HL'd for me.

Bree looks very hot and I've always been tempted to pay her a visit however £300 is a sum of money that makes me stop and think twice. Maybe it's just me, but there's something about her profile that makes me just a little suspicious. This review confirms as much.

[Subslave]

Undoubtably, she has a bloody hot body, but she also has what seems to be a very irritating persona and face.

It also seems her level of service is way off her own belief of self worth.

Have had her on my hot list for a while, as I do enjoy her photos and delusional postings.

 

[DaVINCI]

£300 is way overpriced anyway   
Let alone more than £300 

When l used to pop down to London regularly she was always a SP l thought about seeing but her prices a few years ago were a lot cheaper than what they are now 

I have looked at her profile now and again and her ego is as inflated as her prices 

Good luck to anybody paying those prices for a so so service 

[magnetico]

Q. My 10 most prized possessions

A. 1. Over 100 books (I refuse to modernise and buy a Kindle!) 2. A well stamped passport. 3. My vinyl collection. 4. My lucky ski goggles (I'm convinced they saved my life twice!). 5. Tiny gold rings that I have on each of my little fingers which I've never taken off for 12 years, and which have sentimental value. 6. Personally signed Marcus Wareing cook book. 7. My (slowly growing) wine and champagne collection. 8. A sharp, creative brain. 9. Some original 1970s Blaxploitation artworks which I have framed on my walls. 10. No gag reflex.

Q. Interests

A. My passions include (but are not limited to) jazz, cheese, travel, dining, cocktails, philosophy, sailing, ski, opera, vinyl, cooking, shoes and politics. I am currently re-reading Orwells 1984. Favourite authors- Bukowski, Orwell, Gladwell, The Spectator, or a Sunday paper in bed. I like cinema- Polanski, Hitchcock, Arthouse. I try to keep fit (early morning runs in pink lycra!) and train four times a week with my trainer I love acquiring new skills so this year have learned to ski (fairly well), shoot (badly), play golf (pretty well! I have joined a golf club and am improving... slowly...), skipper a sailing yatch (very badly) and horse ride (really loved it!) I love outdoor activities, the mountains, and painting.

I have an eclectic taste in music, from jazz, soul, and blues, to hip hop, rock, reggae, electro, funk, disco, acoustics, motown- anything that sounds good live, and also have a growing vinyl collection at my apartment that you are welcome to have a flick through. Guilty pleasures include Fleetwood Mac, Genesis and Kate Bush (yikes!). Non-guilty pleasures include John Coltrane, The Smiths, Arctic Monkeys, Nina Simone, Sinatra, Johnny Cash, Miles Davis, The XX. I like live jazz or swing bands, but should probably apologise in advance for singing Justin Bieber in the shower! (sorry!)

Completely fucking ridiculous AW profile 

[Subslave]

Completely fucking ridiculous AW profile 

It's brilliant. I'm not sure what planet she is on. Or maybe she thinks the whole earth orbits around her.

[magnetico]

She's also writing some sort of broken "poetry" on her blog 

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Old Men - by breelondon

He pulls out a business card
And advises me
That correspondence should be strictly
Email only.
Stroking the side of my face with
A coarse hairy hand
I note-
Cufflinks that match his tie pin
An indent around his ring finger and
Calvin Klein Obsession for Men.

Old men
With good jobs and bad marriages
Will be the death of me.

I wait.
Stilettos
Something lacy and visible underneath
A scowl
A pencil skirt
And a manicure,
Clutching a Financial Times
Teetering through the hotel reception
Harvesting attention
Well bred
Well fucked
Well read
Sophisti-slut.

He pours the wine
Leaning over to kiss him
My ass assumes an enticing shape
Appreciated and discussed by the
Undersexed and overworked
Gentlemen
At the hotel bar.

In the suite
He removes his Panerai
Puts it on the side table
Turns off his phone
Grabs me by the hair
and
Spits in my face.
Twice.

Old men
With good taste and bad habits
Could be the death of me.

I submit.
Choking me violently
Wincing
He orgasms into my mouth
Leaves
Takes a call then
Throws me a towel
And my thong.

Back in the bar I straighten
My skirt,
Reapply lipstick,
And delight in being
Bold and bad and
Beautiful
A kiss on the forehead
He is gone.
I sip an Aperol Spritz and use my
Tongue
To do something
Ridiculous
And provocative with the straw.

Engaging and managing
The fascinated
Population of the bar.

All my drinks are
On the house.

As I’m finishing my wine another one
Leather strap battered Rolex
Good shoes
Saville Row
Approaches and takes a seat.
Slides a business card across the table.
I
Briefly consider loyalty
Then decide against it and
Graciously accept the card and a Martini
Whilst another
One
Stares at me from over his shoulder
And the waiter leers down my blouse with
Sweat on his brow and
A semi
As he
Pours the drinks.

[NotThePrimeMinister]

Well, it's clear she does not target the average UKP punter but, in a way, she must be brilliant at marketing herself because she must have found how to build and retain a clientele of rich punters with more money than sense.

I mean, no sensible girl increases already high prices unless her business is going well. If you look at her profile, many punters seem to book her for long periods, including holidays abroad. That's a totally different service to the one most of us look for on UKP. I'll never understand bookings longer than 1 or maybe 2 hours. It seems to me those are more about living an EAS delusion than emptying your sack. But horses for courses...

Or are we taking bets for when she will bring her prices down again?

PS I had missed the poetry!

[Subslave]

Well, it's clear she does not target the average UKP punter but, in a way, she must be brilliant at marketing herself because she must have found how to build and retain a clientele of rich punters with more money than sense.

I mean, no sensible girl increases already high prices unless her business is going well. If you look at her profile, many punters seem to book her for long periods, including holidays abroad. That's a totally different service to the one most of us look for on UKP. I'll never understand bookings longer than 1 or maybe 2 hours. It seems to me those are more about living an EAS delusion than emptying your sack. But horses for courses...

Or are we taking bets for when she will bring her prices down again?


PS I had missed the poetry!


Or it could be a marketing ploy...Come quick and get me whilst I'm cheap

[magnetico]

I have just noticed on her site that in September she'll be increasing her rates for new clients.

Exactly the same trick as "I'm retiring soon, book me ASAP"

[MeritofMirth]

Completely fucking ridiculous AW profile 

She sounds like a highly obnoxious hipster.

She'll fit right in around Shoreditch!

[Spyshark1]

Appreciate I’ll get grief for this post, as been reading not posting for a while, but since Bree reviews come up quite rarely I do need to interject. I’ve seen her twice - once for an hour and once for a dinner date when personal opportunity arose. She is undoubtably at the expensive end of the scale, but right up there at the very best I’ve ever had. She is a bit mad - into the choking and submissive end of of the scale, but provides a glass of wine to chill out on arrival, no concept of time and full on in all services - DFK - plus. She is expensive, but in my experience, one of the best value investments.

[magnetico]

Best for you to write your own review instead of piggybacking on other people's review 

♘?

[Brewster81]

I think maybe if you have the money and take her on dates then yeah go for it
but she has an hourly rate
shut the fuck up and do what the client wants, within reason of course in the hour
I only my did it because I wanted an ebony girl
location was 10 mins from Liverpool st station on a side street

I think they mostly put prices up as they know time is coming to an end and it's about ripping of their regulars

[zidhodhi]

I think maybe if you have the money and take her on dates then yeah go for it
but she has an hourly rate
shut the fuck up and do what the client wants, within reason of course in the hour
I only my did it because I wanted an ebony girl
location was 10 mins from Liverpool st station on a side street

I think they mostly put prices up as they know time is coming to an end and it's about ripping of their regulars

What do you mean by this? Did she say she was quitting or something?

[Danielsouthy1]

She just seems the typical ebony I want a sugar daddy girl £300 is overpriced Imo compared to others and even on par with active pornstars 

[Brewster81]

I think southy put it best, she is a hot ebony so neash market
like I said
pop 1 great
pop 2 bad, really bad
and if she has put her prices up I think it's only new punters that are going else where

[Brewster81]

I'm currently trying to find a duo
Tarzan has probably convinced me the most with Sophia and Angela unless anyone can reccomend anyone else

parting with 400 though I want it to be worth it

[NotThePrimeMinister]

Appreciate I’ll get grief for this post, as been reading not posting for a while, but since Bree reviews come up quite rarely I do need to interject. I’ve seen her twice - once for an hour and once for a dinner date when personal opportunity arose. She is undoubtably at the expensive end of the scale, but right up there at the very best I’ve ever had. She is a bit mad - into the choking and submissive end of of the scale, but provides a glass of wine to chill out on arrival, no concept of time and full on in all services - DFK - plus. She is expensive, but in my experience, one of the best value investments.

You can't blame people for being sceptical if your first and only post is to defend a girl. And I say this as someone who gave her a very positive review. As magnetics said, why don't you write your own review?

How was the dinner booking (I'd struggle to call it date tbh)? What was her conversation like? Curious because the one time I met her she didn't seem as vain in person as she did from her site, but mine was only one short encounter.

[Brewster81]

obviously for dinner bookings that's over an hour, but again did you only pop once
I said from the start
first half excellent but then no interest which is why I think she prefers older men who would generally just go one round