Alana Amor, Rochdale

[Bish]

I was actually, I'm human at the end of the day and had really bad news. Whining about condensation on tiles which is rediculous when visiting an escort and a questionable dirty carpet was the final straw. Apologies anyway....

28 positive reviews, 2 neutral and 0 negatives, speaks for itself really. It’s clearly a quality service.

People are going to find something to nitpick about, probably not worth worrying about.

[Blackpool Rock]

28 positive reviews, 2 neutral and 0 negatives, speaks for itself really. It’s clearly a quality service.

People are going to find something to nitpick about, probably not worth worrying about.

Stop being a WK 

[Alana Amor]

Stop being a WK 

Clearly only a small minority of wankers on here!

[Blackpool Rock]

Clearly only a small minority of wankers on here!

Hope you enjoyed your moment 

[lewisjones23]

28 positive reviews, 2 neutral and 0 negatives, speaks for itself really. It’s clearly a quality service.

People are going to find something to nitpick about, probably not worth worrying about.

you really are a stupid wanker

white knighting again

[Alana Amor]

Hope you enjoyed your moment 

Better to be talked about than not talked about as Marilyn Monroe said so ,  yes thank you   

[lewisjones23]

Clearly only a small minority of wankers on here!

Can hear a clock ticking

[Alana Amor]

you really are a stupid wanker

white knighting again

Hence why people don't want to review because of the people like you on here, your way or the highway? What a joke!

[lewisjones23]

Hence why people don't want to review because of the people like you on here, your way or the highway? What a joke!

Bye 

[OldAdmin]

Hence why people don't want to review because of the people like you on here, your way or the highway? What a joke!

Yes no one wants to review on UKP, that's why we get 100+ new reviews per day, more than any other site? 

UKPunting - The REAL definitive forum for the Manchester and North West paid sex scene. And the ONLY North West forum NOT owned by a PIMP 

[Blackpool Rock]

Can hear a clock ticking

Was going to reply to another of her comments but the clock seems to have struck 12 
Admin quick on the draw today 

[STAR-LORD]

Clearly only a small minority of wankers on here!

Did my attempt at decent advice, quoted from the rules of engagement not serve any purpose whatsoever? 

[Blackpool Rock]

Did my attempt at decent advice, quoted from the rules of engagement not serve any purpose whatsoever? 

Apparently not but you can only do so much to help some people 
Perhaps she was drinking again or had received some more "bad news" which seems to blight these girls like nobody else.
Perhaps she just can't get the fucking stains out of the carpet 

Clearly thought she was either on SAAFE or a pimp run site where she would have been allowed to get away with it and a few punters would have been banned instead.

[STAR-LORD]

Apparently not but you can only do so much to help some people 
Perhaps she was drinking again or had received some more "bad news" which seems to blight these girls like nobody else.
Perhaps she just can't get the fucking stains out of the carpet 

Clearly thought she was either on SAAFE or a pimp run site where she would have been allowed to get away with it and a few punters would have been banned instead.

I should have recommended Vanish!  

[bigthickdick]

Did my attempt at decent advice, quoted from the rules of engagement not serve any purpose whatsoever? 

As cueball's avatar says.... you can't educate pork

[Arthur Wizard]

Jesus. Nice honest review there mate just a shame somebody had to get their knickers in a twist

Really fancied a meet with this one but after reading this thread shes coming straight off the HL.

[STAR-LORD]

As cueball's avatar says.... you can't educate pork

It appeared to be the case in her scenario.  Well one could only try.

[Blue Moon]

Jesus. Nice honest review there mate just a shame somebody had to get their knickers in a twist

Really fancied a meet with this one but after reading this thread shes coming straight off the HL.

Thanks. I'm quite surprised by her reaction to my review; I didn't think it was damning - it wasn't a Neg and I just wrote it as I saw it. I mentioned earlier in this thread that it wasn't intended to do damage....but Alana seems to have done that to herself by her self-confessed drunken ramblings. Oh well....    Bm

[bigthickdick]

Thanks. I'm quite surprised by her reaction to my review; I didn't think it was damning - it wasn't a Neg and I just wrote it as I saw it. I mentioned earlier in this thread that it wasn't intended to do damage....but Alana seems to have done that to herself by her self-confessed drunken ramblings. Oh well....    Bm

Well... when someone is charging 150/hr (or more precisely 180/hr including extras) everything has to be immaculately clean, well presented and to an extreme high standard. That rate is the very top end of the market in the NW and to be honest it wouldn't be considered as cheap anywhere else either. So you were absolutely right to expect top end of the market service and surroundings. Now if you've left thinking that you have wasted that money than it's wrong. And as a professional escort it should've been her job (her extremely well paid job) to find out exactly what your expectations were and deliver it without any glitch and without it being business like. We're not only paying them for sex. Getting our cocks in their orifices can be purchased for 60/80 quid per hour elsewhere say in a parlour where we know it will be mechanical and business like yet cheap  When paying high end prices we're also paying for an illusion. She has clearly failed to deliver on many levels and a neutral was at least justified if not generous.

[Blackpool Rock]

I should have recommended Vanish!  

PMSL 

[Blackpool Rock]

Thanks. I'm quite surprised by her reaction to my review; I didn't think it was damning - it wasn't a Neg and I just wrote it as I saw it. I mentioned earlier in this thread that it wasn't intended to do damage....but Alana seems to have done that to herself by her self-confessed drunken ramblings. Oh well....    Bm

Nothing wrong with your review, as you say write it as it was in your opinion / experience, I saw her about 2 years ago and wasn't impressed especially for the money, didn't review at the time as I wasn't sure between a Negative and Neutral but it was probably more on the Neutral side TBF.

As for her drunken ramblings they weren't actually too bad but today's outbursts showed the regard she actually has for the punting ATM's that visit her

[Arthur Wizard]

Thanks. I'm quite surprised by her reaction to my review; I didn't think it was damning - it wasn't a Neg and I just wrote it as I saw it. I mentioned earlier in this thread that it wasn't intended to do damage....but Alana seems to have done that to herself by her self-confessed drunken ramblings. Oh well....    Bm

Some people just can’t take honest feedback pal.

[freeze44]

Missed the fun! Wow that was a meltdown by the wg! Then the WK come out! I tried to book her once as reviews are mostly gopd but was put off by the sharp response. Cheers for the review anyway.

[cueball]

As cueball's avatar says.... you can't educate pork

Indeed 

I tried early on in the thread.... But alas it fell on deaf ears 

[cash2spare]

Thanks OP for the honest review, she's off my list now.

[RadioKid]

What a train wreck.  Don't even understand half her posts... She was clearly on something when she was rambling

[Titi]

WOW!!!! She really let herself down on this thread. I wonder what her reaction would have been to a negative review.

[Access]

Wow. I’ve met this chick and had a good time. Can’t say I was even given the chance to check out the carpets.
It’s hard to write a review about a popular girl without it causing ruptions if the review is likely to be divisive. As said, she’s a lot of positives but the OP has every right to post a review of HIS experience. That’s what this site is about. It’s then down to other members to make informed decisions as to whether to see the SP or not based on the mix of reviews. People have expectations and opinions..

[ISTS2005]

I think it is fair comment by Alana that she goes with the flow. I have found that if you are very turned on by her and are physical with her, she gushes like a fountain.

I suspect it all boils down to the personal chemistry...

No review - no credit to this. I know I have seen WG that I havent reviewed because I saw them long time ago but you have ONE review so far but been here 1.5 years. No credibility and you just look like  a white knight now. You have obviosuly seen her.

Anyway she was on my HL but after this outburst she is not anymore, and even though I dont care about the carpet that much i cant be arsed with the high rates the fanboys and the bad attitude pissed or otherwise.

[ISTS2005]

Well... when someone is charging 150/hr (or more precisely 180/hr including extras) everything has to be immaculately clean, well presented and to an extreme high standard. That rate is the very top end of the market in the NW and to be honest it wouldn't be considered as cheap anywhere else either. So you were absolutely right to expect top end of the market service and surroundings. Now if you've left thinking that you have wasted that money than it's wrong. And as a professional escort it should've been her job (her extremely well paid job) to find out exactly what your expectations were and deliver it without any glitch and without it being business like. We're not only paying them for sex. Getting our cocks in their orifices can be purchased for 60/80 quid per hour elsewhere say in a parlour where we know it will be mechanical and business like yet cheap  When paying high end prices we're also paying for an illusion. She has clearly failed to deliver on many levels and a neutral was at least justified if not generous.

Exactly
pump and dump and no other excitment = lower rates
wanting a full on sexual awakening and an experience you cant get anywhere else (probably) = higher rates

[ISTS2005]

It’s hard to write a review about a popular girl without it causing ruptions if the review is likely to be divisive. As said, she’s a lot of positives but the OP has every right to post a review of HIS experience. That’s what this site is about. It’s then down to other members to make informed decisions as to whether to see the SP or not based on the mix of reviews. People have expectations and opinions..

access I think its not the reviews that have done the talking here, she has plenty of positives here. In this case it is her outbursts towards the members of this forum.

Sometimes the WG reaction to the slightest criticism shows their real character and its sad at times to watch the meltdown from the WG, the white knighting from a small number and then the sometimes provoked sometimes savage feedback from some members.

[Access]

access I think its not the reviews that have done the talking here, she has plenty of positives here. In this case it is her outbursts towards the members of this forum.

Sometimes the WG reaction to the slightest criticism shows their real character and its sad at times to watch the meltdown from the WG, the white knighting from a small number and then the sometimes provoked sometimes savage feedback from some members.

I know, just read my review of Kate in Swinton... I don’t think it’s white knighting though to agree with a wg that she goes with the flow, or that sometimes chemistry is needed, because if that’s what she needs to give a steller performance then so be it. Now people know they can pay their money and take their chance.

[storemansteve]

Having read all this I have to make a comment - I went to Alana's GB last Saturday and a few points to make;

1) Alana certainly gives it 110% - she was way more energetic than 5 of us put together - I gave it my best shot but it was a struggle to keep up.
2) Virtually nothing was out of bounds - only those things you would expect for H&S reasons.
3) There is nothing wrong with the house at all although I think we might have broken the table!
4) Squirting - blimey never experienced anything like it
5) Dead straight lass - open and honest

Having said all that, we all have our types and I've done a few of these GBs and seen countless escorts over the last 20 years - Alana was up there with anyone in terms of effort but I'm sorry but she's not my cup of tea for a return visit. (I gave it my very best though and enjoyed my time) - that is no reflection on her at all and I wish her all the very best in life as she's a great lass.

[threechilliman]

Having read all this I have to make a comment - I went to Alana's GB last Saturday and a few points to make;

1) Alana certainly gives it 110% - she was way more energetic than 5 of us put together - I gave it my best shot but it was a struggle to keep up.
2) Virtually nothing was out of bounds - only those things you would expect for H&S reasons.
3) There is nothing wrong with the house at all although I think we might have broken the table!
4) Squirting - blimey never experienced anything like it
5) Dead straight lass - open and honest

Having said all that, we all have our types and I've done a few of these GBs and seen countless escorts over the last 20 years - Alana was up there with anyone in terms of effort but I'm sorry but she's not my cup of tea for a return visit. (I gave it my very best though and enjoyed my time) - that is no reflection on her at all and I wish her all the very best in life as she's a great lass.

Slightly confused. You think she's great but won't be returning? Or have I missed sommat?

[allroadboy]

Slightly confused. You think she's great but won't be returning? Or have I missed sommat?

I read it that he thinks she's a great lass but he won't be returning.

I know plenty of great lasses I'd never fuck in a million years for free never mind pay.

[PussyLover789]

I read it that he thinks she's a great lass but he won't be returning.

I know plenty of great lasses I'd never fuck in a million years for free never mind pay.

i think its about time you had a punt pal, youve been on here over a year now   

[storemansteve]

HI 3CM - next guy is correct - nice lass but just not my type so won't be returning.

[threechilliman]

HI 3CM - next guy is correct - nice lass but just not my type so won't be returning.

Fair enough fella.

[Cameron Lloyd]

Visited Alana start of July..

Great shag.. shot my load 3 times in the hour will be back when the opportunity presents!

I probably helped stain the carpet!!

[Saeran]

Visited Alana start of July..

Great shag.. shot my load 3 times in the hour will be back when the opportunity presents!

I probably helped stain the carpet!!

And your review is being posted when?

[Cameron Lloyd]

And your review is being posted when?

When i get round to it...

[PussyLover789]

When i get round to it...

Been a member since july last year and you havent posted a review yet?? what you waiting for??