External Link/Members Only£90 for 30mins
Cleo has been around for ages and is very well reviewed, so I decided to push the boat out and pay more than I normally would.
If anything tells you that price doesn't dictate quality this is it.
Coms were fine , venue easy to find, one or those fairly soulless flats that I'm getting a little sick of to be honest.
Does anyone else prefer quite a seedy terrace or backstreet entrance? Maybe just me.
Cleo was dressed in black and her pics are very accurate, WYSIWYG in terms of the visuals.
Now, I will admit what happened is partially my own fault. I'd had a few jars the night before (this was a morning punt) and I'm coming to realise this isn't great for my performance these days. I'd also quickly realised that Cleo wasn't doing much for me as I'd expected. A semi was about as far as I was getting despite concerted ow, (somewhat robotic) and other stimulation. So far this wouldn't have been anything but my own fault really. Sometimes you just don't hit it off.
Why this is a negative is Cleo's attitude after ten minutes, when it becomes obvious it isn't going to happen. I found her quite cold, difficult to chat to, and unhelpful. Uninterested really.
Wouldn't have minded 20 mins of stroking and 'better luck next time' whispers in my ear
Instead it felt like I was better off getting out of the door. She couldn't be bothered
I reckon some could click very well with her and she'd be different entirely. Didn't like me much though
Lessons learned. Ignore aw reviews, read those here
Don't drink much the night before
Don't pay above the going rate
I'm out
