Ok..this is my last of "four reviews" for the time being as i have just come back from a somewhat punting holiday...(lucky-Me)
A little bit like the review i left for Melanie Massage Bristol..i was left feeling somewhat dispsappointed again here..with Lytham Lass..www.adultwork.com/lytham+lass
I had yet again looked forward to seeing Jay,as her Reviews are rather wonderful on A/W..But as i always say.."Reviews" are very subjective here..And this is only my opinion..!!
She lives in a very nice part of St.Annes which is between Lytham and Blackpool,i was staying in Preston so its only a short train ride away..
her house is in a beautiful area and as she lives there full time,it is easy to find and i felt very safe and secure..
I was greeted at the door by a very nice friendly Lady,her profile photos are accurate paperwork sorted £50.00 for 1 hour and led into a separate dedicated Massage room...
Now this is for me were it goes from a should of been 100% Positive to a 50/50 split..i have thought long and hard about this...and for these reasons only i gave it a Neutral..
Before i arrived i asked her to wear "in her photos on A/W" there is a photo of her in a white/nursey kind of tunic..Now i had Visions of her peeling very seductively and slowly this said item of clothing off..mid-Massage during my pampering as she writes on her profile...However she told me that in the past she got oil stains on it and it would not wash out therefor she does not wear one anymore..
Ok fair enough i thought...but why not remove the photo...especially when you say you wear it ...in 1 of 3 of your photos..
The massage was ok..it was nothing special and you can tell she has not been trained, she will even tell you that herself...As anybody who has had a proper Massage from a Trained therapist will tell you..."You just can,t beat the real thing"
She uses a water based gel which to be honest is ok...but does not have the feel or texture of Oil...One of the reasons for this is...she does not like you using her shower as its her home...to be fair she does state that in her profile...but i find the shower thing a bit questionable
So on to the H/E..i found it all a bit mechanical ...to be honest..) its that water based gel again...And for me she was a tad harsh...on the little fella...i was not offered the £10.00 topless version and after the disappointment in the clothing department i wasn,t going to ask..
So to sum up...what could of been incredibly good,what with the location,nice friendly Lady, designated massage room,fab massage table etc...
just turned out for me...to be a wham-bham and here is your fifty quid Maam...........
Shame as she is a very nice attractive friendly Lady..
