External Link/Members OnlyA relatively new place in Oldham Town Centre, the girl running it used to work in Denton whom I have seen on a few occasions and always enjoyed so i thought i would give her new place a try. Contact was all done by text, she is away so she said Sky would look after me...no problem.
The salon is on Union Street in Oldham, above some shops and is very nicely decorated inside but the road is quite busy. I arrived at the allotted time but the door was locked, a bit of an embarrassing moment as its opposite a busy pub and got a few cheers from the lads outside having a smoke
Waited about 10 minutes casually playing on my phone just a few doors down until a couple of gentlemen left and a woman came out having a smoke at the door. Approached and was told to go up and waited while they sorted the room out.
The same woman then asked what i wanted, just asked for a massage as i was a bit pissed off by now and just thought i'd see how it went. She was quite good looking with a size 12ish figure, wore jumper and leggings type thing. Sure she said she was late 40's.
Lay down and the towel was placed over my behind and the massage started, first a foot wipe then pressing on my legs, no ask of what kind of massage i wanted. The girl then started chatting, said she was called Nam i think, so i didn't get Sky, although she did say she just made it up! Said she was a cook and had only been doing massage for 4 weeks and had no kind of training. This you could tell, the massage had very little structure to it and she would often stop while she chatted on. She was a nice enough woman and quite funny and chatty, but there was absolutely nothing sensual about the massage at all, no touches etc. She admitted that she didn't like doing it and i resigned myself quite early on that this was not going to end happily!
Turned over and again just some leg massaging and more chatting, with 5 minutes left she asked if i wanted a happy ending but you could tell she did not want to and by this point i doubt i even could as it was the most none erotic massage i have ever had! Said no and she laughed looked happy and said well at least you saved 20 quid!
Left in a hurry while the pub opposite was quiet!!
There was another girl there who was dressed a bit sexier and looked younger, kicked myself that i didn't ask for her!
This was a massive and disappointing negative. I like the owner and she always gave me good service, her link is below, but she needs to make sure all her staff want to do this kind of work and are competent!
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