Author Topic: Oriental Linda - Southampton  (Read 1321 times)

Offline Vimes

I couldn't find any reviews, so I think this is TOFTT.

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Comms: Phoned up a couple of hours beforehand, and booked an appointment. Spoke to a Chinese lady, English was pretty good. Asked if they did B2B and was quoted £60 for 30 mins. Agreed this, and she said she would text me postcode. Eventually got given postcode over the phone, as there seemed to be some issues with sending texts.

Location: Was given postcode and asked to phone for exact address when I'd got there. Parked down a nearby side street, and called and was given address to a private house on the main road into Woolston from Bursledon / Netley. Very easy to find. Knocked door, and......

Appointment:.........the door was opened by a bloke! To be fair, he was in no way aggressive, or at all threatening, and was evidently expecting me as he nodded, and let me through. Little brain was dominant at this stage and had already moved my legs to get me through the door. Was asked to remove shoes(!), and was directed up stairs.....

....to where, thankfully there, was a rather attractive mid twenties Chinese lady waiting. Sorted out paper work, she gave me a peck on the lips and immediately stripped naked. Very nice slim body, unshaven pussy (nice change!) and quite possibly the best rack I've seen for about 5 years.

Sat on the bed, and immediately asked if I wanted OWO. Wanted to put this off until later as it would be quick!  Let me touch her pussy (no fingers inside) and was also happy for a spot of RO. The B2B seemed to be completely skipped, but I certainly wasn't complaining

Eventually was asked again if I wanted OWO, asked how much, and was told £20. Agreed, paid,  and I asked if we could 69. She was happy for that too, and gave me some very nice oral.  Could feel the juices rising, and she finished me off by hand.

Cleaned up, got dressed, and went down stairs. Think a shower was possible, but as no oils were used, I didn't bother. Thankfully shoes were still there. Same bloke then let me out.

I'm pretty sure that the girl I saw wasn't the lady I spoke to on the phone, however, as her English was no-where near as good. Indeed, the Ad says "new therapist every week" although I didn't notice this at the time of booking! Although the advert title implies it's one lady, I'm pretty sure its a new girl every week, as per other similar places.

Total payed £80 (£60 for the booking / £20 OWO)

Would I return? I'd certainly keep it as a plan B! It's only since I found this site that I'd started considering this sort of punt (as opposed to AW-type GFE punts), and there's loads of places to try out, so probably wouldn't return soon as a plan A though.

On balance a positive. Might be off putting to some to have the door answered by a bloke, and it might not be the same girl next week, but the girl I saw made it worthwhile.

Offline Zimbaman

So in summary, you visited a brothel, didn’t get what you asked for, up sold to OWO, have no idea what the girl will be next week. So in effect... you’ve reviewed a middle aged non threatening man  :unknown:

Thanks. But not for me  :hi:

Offline DrConners

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So in summary, you visited a brothel, didn’t get what you asked for, up sold to OWO, have no idea what the girl will be next week. So in effect... you’ve reviewed a middle aged non threatening man  :unknown:

Thanks. But not for me  :hi:

 :D  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

The massage experience, I really must try it some day  :sarcastic:

Offline Zimbaman

:D  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

The massage experience, I really must try it some day  :sarcastic:

I quite like a massage every now and again. It’s a different experience. The op didn’t get that though  :sarcastic:

Offline Tom Young

Looks like the same scheme they have on East Street (behind Elias restaurant) New Road (apartment blocks) and Burgess Road... Variable quality 30-ties to forties Chinese women, quicky for 40 , half hour 60, owo usualy 10 extra... Once in the blue moon you can find gems, but usually just very average... Plan C, imho :)

Offline Vimes

Thanks Zimbaman - concisely put!

I’m guilty of rating too much on the time spent with the WG (very good, luckily, despite no B2B) rather than the overall punt.

A few lessons have been learned in the art of good reviewing, and choosing which places to visit!