Jessika massage Leytonstone - jaded underwhelming

[mrx007]

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Seen her before and she's a great looker. Maybe I've got over her looks...

Massage is pretty good if you like firm. A couple of times I asked her to be a bit more gentle. It was impossible to get hard when I was getting bashed about so much.

I guess other aspects conspired to make this not such a great experience: she was wearing casual clothes like you'd wear to clean the place, the massage table was pushed up close to the wall so there was no chance of having my face at her crotch level at any point. In fact with that end of the table blocked off I couldn't really look at her at all without turning my head around at an awkward angle.

After I turned over she worked away and the action was good but she just started acting like a girlfriend (i.e. moaning and talking shit), saying stuff like "I'm getting tired, why you not cum?"

Ended up helping her get me off as her lack of interest, lack of attention to her appearance, awkward layout and sumo wrestler style massage was all going to conspire to make my dick become soft.

£40 for a wank from a pretty girl would be OK but too many aspects of this experience weren't enjoyable enough.

About as erotic as taking a shit. I'm out.

[sparkus]

Doesn't sound good, no.

She does read here so perhaps this will serve to inspire her to maintain a consistent level of customer satisfaction.

I've been a few times, but like half of the people on here not smitten with her minimal offer (like some other Roms that side of the Central Line I could mention...)

[LLPunting]

Were you her last tug of the day?

[nevi]

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Seen her before and she's a great looker. Maybe I've got over her looks...

Massage is pretty good if you like firm. A couple of times I asked her to be a bit more gentle. It was impossible to get hard when I was getting bashed about so much.

I guess other aspects conspired to make this not such a great experience: she was wearing casual clothes like you'd wear to clean the place, the massage table was pushed up close to the wall so there was no chance of having my face at her crotch level at any point. In fact with that end of the table blocked off I couldn't really look at her at all without turning my head around at an awkward angle.

After I turned over she worked away and the action was good but she just started acting like a girlfriend (i.e. moaning and talking shit), saying stuff like "I'm getting tired, why you not cum?"

Ended up helping her get me off as her lack of interest, lack of attention to her appearance, awkward layout and sumo wrestler style massage was all going to conspire to make my dick become soft.

£40 for a wank from a pretty girl would be OK but too many aspects of this experience weren't enjoyable enough.

About as erotic as taking a shit. I'm out.

I'm quite shocked at this review. When I have been to see Jessica I've always got top notch service each and every time. Never had any moaning from her & the massage has been to my satisfaction & liking. She has never complained if I have take too long to cum.

[socksfellan2]

I'm quite shocked at this review. When I have been to see Jessica I've always got top notch service each and every time. Never had any moaning from her & the massage has been to my satisfaction & liking. She has never complained if I have take too long to cum.

And I'm shocked you're white-knighting her. Write a full review, you!

Sorry to hear your underwhelming experience OP. I must say her good looks and relaxed personality did get me over the edge when I saw her or perhaps my expectations were lower... But she's got to change something if she wants repeat business. Either offer more extras like fully nude/body to body, change the environment or even the music because she reuses it each session so she can tell what the time is as the massage progresses 

edit: though i get a strong impression that this is just a part time thing for her as she focuses on her main passion which is make up. so i doubt we'll be seeing changes to her comfortable and unsexy structure.

[LLPunting]

I'm quite shocked at this review. When I have been to see Jessica I've always got top notch service each and every time. Never had any moaning from her & the massage has been to my satisfaction & liking. She has never complained if I have take too long to cum.

When did you see her last?

[Henry Hoover]

I saw her once and wondered what all the fuss was about. I didn't return.

[Dannadanna]

I guess i can't be liked by everyone.  I know who you are and I remember perfectly your appointment. From years of experience i can tell when someone has a "problem " and I can't do magic to sort that problem out. I am really sorry for your disappointment. Thank you all the others for the beautiful and honest reviews! 

[LLPunting]

I guess i can't be liked by everyone.  I know who you are and I remember perfectly your appointment. From years of experience i can tell when someone has a "problem " and I can't do magic to sort that problem out. I am really sorry for your disappointment. Thank you all the others for the beautiful and honest reviews! 

So you're accusing the punter of having a problem rather than speak about all the failings on your part in this encounter?

Any decent SP can manage a 30 min session without bitching about getting tired.

You're such a classy broad.

Admin?  Helpers?
Doesn't trolling by an SP qualify as a dismissal? 

[socksfellan2]

When did you see her last?

It was only last month mate, feel free to peruse my review history it's not that extensive

I guess i can't be liked by everyone.  I know who you are and I remember perfectly your appointment. From years of experience i can tell when someone has a "problem " and I can't do magic to sort that problem out. I am really sorry for your disappointment. Thank you all the others for the beautiful and honest reviews! 

Maybe you should respond to the reviewer point by point otherwise you've made no contribution to your case. He has valid concerns 

[LLPunting]

It was only last month mate, feel free to peruse my review history it's not that extensive

Maybe you should respond to the reviewer point by point otherwise you've made no contribution to your case. He has valid concerns 

Thanks. 
Review dates aren't presumed reliable indicators of last visits.  Those that are good enough to post do so at different points in time during or after their period of seeing an SP on an ongoing basis.

[mrx007]

In this world of choice, as a punter I will just exercise my right to go elsewhere.

For a mere £10 or £20 more, I plan to give a good woman a mouthful of the salty goo today.

I must say one way to get me going Jess, would be to use those beautiful lips instead of your hands. You'll certainly get a result then.

x

[ragingd]

Once you get over her looks you realise its the same massage and HJ every time and the lack of extras means you will look elsewhere. Her massages are good but £40 for a HJ is overpriced when you can get FS for £60. A good entry level SP but nothing more