Orchid Massage, Gt Victoria Street branch.
First time potential punter and was still in a moral quandary so I figured I wouldn't pre-book and ask for one of the known not legit girls, I'll just pitch up at a quiet time and what will be will be.
Landed in, got Rose (recognised from her profile pic and descriptions on here). Very pleasant, very big rack, very low cut dress. I'm now thinking that fate has very definitely decided I'm getting the works.
Hopped on the table naked with towel over. Within seconds of the start of the massage it's back of the thighs and brushes off the chap. I tried to suppress things down there thinking I didn't want to nurse a semi till she was ready to ask the question.
Massage then proceeded and was thoroughly mediocre. Relaxing - ish, am not sure on technique but I hear of people leaving massages wrecked and walking on air and this definitely wasn't one of those.
Half way through the back - "you like?" - "yes" - "you leave nice tip?" - I reply absolutely, thinking this is the code for what else do I pay for and ill have more than the massage to tip for.
Flipped over, more chap brushing on the front, towel only just on, and then I get the 5 minute warning. She started to massage my lower midriff and was basically down to the base of the shaft, I'm thinking hello, and then hands me a towel and says it's time for a shower. At this point moral quandrary or otherwise I was well gee'd up so I flat out asked was there anywhere else to be massaged and got a no not this time.
Held out her hand wanting the tip and silly me only had 20s, so I handed one over.
Overall - crap massage, fair bit of teasing, I think I'd made it obvious that (a) there was cash in the wallet and (b) I was up for it. So stung for 60 quid for a crap massage - my saving grace is maybe this was fate /karma telling me to cop myself on and charging me for it at the same time.
