Author Topic: Oriental Thai Massage, Maidenhead  (Read 1408 times)

Offline TJHooker


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Wasn’t sure if to mark this a neutral or negative.  However, decided the negatives outweighed the positive.

Wanted a lazy but good massage after a string of FS sessions with girls I’ve previously reviewed and was passing Maidenhead.

Paid: £90
Duration: 90 minutes was agreed.
Services: Massage, B2B, HJ

Pros
- Good hard massage, got rid of the knots.

Cons
- Responded to text messages during the session.
- Massage is on what I can only assume is a bed designed for a child.
- No towel or paper sheet on bed.  Hate to think what other punters sweat I was lying on.
- Short changed on time.
- Back to back bookings, next punter was waiting in the living room before my session had even finished.
- B2B was brief and unenthusiastic.
- Kept asking me to cum quickly during the hand job.

Booking
Easy.  Called up an hour before meet, answered promptly, booking made.

Location
Flat, not to far from the town centre.  Parking a bit crap, lots of restrictions between certain hours and where there aren’t restrictions spaces are limited.

Flat easy to get to, easy entry and seemed fairly clean.

Bedroom was dark and could just about see.  Had to ask the girl to turn the lights up.

The girl
Having read another review knew what to expect.  She’s ok looking, short and plump verging on fat.  Was after a decent massage with a release after.  Tits are a handful.

She did let me know at one point she’s from Nottingham and only in town to do massages.

The session
Once in, discussed time and rates.  Agreed £60 for the massage and £20 for HE.  She then offered B2B fully naked for an extra £20.  Declined and she dropped it to £10.  Thought fuck it why not.

Cash handed over, she left to stash it.  I got naked and lay on the small bed on my front.

She came in and proceeded to towel me down, then wet wipe me all over.  She lay a towel on me and delivered a good hard massage, this came off and used oils.  Probably one of the better ones I have had recently.  There was nothing sexual about the massage, no cc wipes, teasing etc.  Still a solid massage.

During the massage on my back she picked up her phone, continued one handed with the massage and replied to text with the other. 

She left the room and got a wet towel and wiped the oil off me.

Turned over she oiled up my dick and started to jerk me off.  I enquired about the B2B and getting naked, she seemed surprised but complied nonetheless.  However she kept her knickers on. 

She continued jerking me off.  Again asked about the B2B, she complied but it was just her rubbing up and down.  Every time I went to reach for her tits she pulled back.

Asked her to stand to the side of the bed so she’s could wank me off and to allow me to play.  She obliged but kept her legs firmly locked together.

The whole time she was jerking me she kept making fake noises and asking “you cum quick”

Yes I did cum, to which she made a disapproving noise and cleaned up the cum.

At the point, the doorbell rang, she left the room and let a male in.  She chatted, asked him to wait and came back in to the room.

Massages my front, The she’s told me her next customer was waiting.

Finished up, cleaned up.

Then she had the audacity to ask me come back her and see her again next week.

Said sure and left.

Got back to the car and realised she’s had shorted me 15 minutes.

Would I go back?
Nope






Offline 4by4

I think you have been generous

Athleticguylondon

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Hope my review from the other day didn't lead to your dissapointment! I didn't experience most of the negatives you mention but mine was a shorter booking and perhaps just caught her at a better time. I'm new to this so didn't even think about the lack of covers on the bed (which indeed is very small!).

I don't think I'll bother going back either given what you've mentioned and I was borderline anyway. I've been told to try Cat but seems like there's multiple Cat/Kat's so guess I'll have to keep an eye for good reviews on here to try.

JamesFD

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The Kat that is often mentioned/reviewed is this one:

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However recent reviews indicate she has stopped doing B2B - search for Kat in the South East section to see these reviews.

Offline TJHooker

@Athleticguylondon

The service punters receive from a girl can and does vary.  I’ve had good sessions for another punter to have a not so good one and vice versa.

The reviews on UKP help quite a bit in weeding out the consistently crap SP’s.

Kat is the girl the girl you are after.  I’ve not seen her in quite a while, but her massage was top notch.  Her B2B was as good but she has given this up. 

If you do see Kat or any other girl, remember to review so this site can continue being the go to place for the next punt.