The LONDON Retreat, well reviewed
External Link/Members OnlyDate: 26th June
Cost: £100 half hour
Girl: Amy
Initially unsure a slot was available, but maid secured a half hour after checking her booking confirmations.
Location: residential street very close to Earl’s Court
Services: Bondage. I asked to undress and give Amy a bit of a squeeze and grope, then she’d turn the tables, tie and gag me, and suck my cock. Made it clear I sometimes come from oral and sometimes don’t, asked to finish with sex if it looked unlikely.
Amy dressed as I requested, boots and nice sexy dress.
She’s very beautiful,very tall, great arse, great legs, not much chest to speak of but that’s no issue for me, and in terms of tone extremely clear and professional. English, late twenties or young looking thirties.
Bear in mind it was a half hour appointment, and I’d been kept waiting ten minutes to start, so we’re already ten mins in, basically, no build up. Straight in to bondage, no fantasy, foreplay, teasing, nothing.
Tied, very tightly, which pleased me - she knows what she’s doing there. They only have ball, bit gags or tape there, none of which do it for me, so I brought a scarf for her to cleave gag me. Basically for those not aware, they look nice, they feel nice, and they do muffle speech for that rush of helplessness but you can just about be understood even if tight.
Asked to get a nice view of her arse as she sucked me - she moved, and the result was “sort of,” could have worked out better. Condom on (OW is fine by me as I’m not one of those people who chooses to believe STDs only happen to other people).
Pretty aroused, fancied her mad despite the lack of build up, very self conscious of time, pretty quickly indicated I’d like to fuck. She left the room, apparently to get a different kind of condom (?) and said I could only fuck her for ten seconds. A) This didn’t sound like a particularly erotic proposition, and that she clearly didn’t want to, so thinking best, I said don’t worry, sucking fine as best I could. And she basically switched to wanking me, and I came, and then showered, and went, thanking her, complimenting her because what can you do?
£100 was a lot to spend in 2007 when I first went there, and in an unstable gig economy it’s not exactly cheap now. But thinking practically, the rates haven’t changed in eleven years, and so in real terms it’s probably a pretty shitty deal for the girls now if they’re used to pre-crash/Brexit vfm.
I got basically fifteen minutes of service, hardly any oral for my £100 and can’t help feeling a bit ripped off. Yeah, I got tied up and I came, but I sort of expected something a bit less rushed and mechanical.
It would be unfair to put this as an outright negative, because she is gorgeous, she was at least on the surface polite and yeah, she made me cum, but frankly I’m disappointed.
Posting because I’m interested in other opinions, and because a while ago someone moaned at me for asking questions without reviewing anyone, so hopefully this is useful to someone.
