External Link/Members OnlyDecided to go for a spur of the moment punt. I texted at about 8:30 pm and arranged an appointment for 10:20 later that night - £60 for 30 mins. Comms was good even though I arrived a little bit early, it wasn't a problem.
She opened the door and invited me in, there wasn't even a hint of a smile. She then just held out her hand and said 'Money'. No conversation, no nothing. She just pointed at a space on the floor and gestured for me to take my clothes off, I got undressed and then she pointed at the bed. When she was naked, she had a incredible body and I thought things are going to get good. But when I asked if she kissed, she just sneered at me and said 'No way'. I know that I'm not the most handsome chap but I'm certainly not Jabba the Hutt. This kinda put me off. Anyway, she was straight on with the mac and got the old fella ready. Then she slid down on top of me and she was really tight - wonderful. As she was moving slowly up and down (she still had a face like thunder, as if she wasn't interested), I started to play with her nipples, she looked at me and frowned as if to say 'Why are you doing that?' I said that I thought she had wonderful breasts and I like playing with nipples. She replied in very poor english that it didn't do anything for her and wanted me to stop.
She then got off and laid down and I got on top. I couldn't go too fast or too hard because she was more concerned about the headboard banging against the wall (she was holding on to it to stop it knocking). But by this time I was bored and just wanted to shoot me wad and get the out of there.
All this time she didn't even crack a smile or spoke! - Disappointing.
I gave her a neutral because she had a great body and potentially could be wonderful but unfortunately she had the charisma of a plank.......or maybe just had an exhausting evening - who knows!
