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External Link/Members OnlySo I thought this might be a good catch and was willing to part with my money on this one.
Communication was pretty good. Organised it a day before. I did however have a sneaky feeling the girl wasn't as advertised as the lady on the phone had a British accent was the voice just seemed middle-ageish. Definitely wasn't young. Nevertheless I gave her the benefit of the doubt and proceeded.
Location was the new Moxy hotel in Cranford. Nice place to say the least. Only thing is that you require a hotel pass in order to travel the lifts (more on this will follow).
So when I got there, she wouldn't answer the phone anymore and instead it was all done by texts. I was told to wait downstairs in the lift lobby and she was going to come and pick me up.
She requested my description, so I told her that I was wearing a black jacket and jeans. 10 minutes later and after various people had used the lifts, the lift cart came to the floor I was at and a rather large lady in her late-thirties gave me the 'eyes' and I essentially confirmed non-verbally that I was indeed the guy, to which she ushered me into the lift.
So I got into the lift and at this point I was thinking is this the girl? or is she simply transporting me on behalf of the girl?
So we get to level 1 and we start walking down the corridor. I then asked, "so, are you the girl?" she replies yes
I then politely tell her that I will not be proceeding with the service as the advertisement is misleading. I ended up pulling my phone out and showing her the profile etc. She was really trying to negotiate with me, but I held my ground and walked back and got into the lift.h
As I was exiting the hotel, I received some rather vile text messages which I would be happy to post on this forum if it allowed. Anyway, it was clearly a man, an angry man who was in control of her phone.
All in all, i ended up having a wank at home
