External Link/Members OnlyHate to give the council/plod/George Osborne's local rag more ammo but here goes.
First tried the Wellness Spa in Kensington Church Street but all girls taken. Aged EE receptionist with lank grey hair offered to do it
Called up Moon Flower and told Nicole/Nicola was working, remembered last time being good and VFM (£55 all in for topless HE) so chose to abandon High Street Ken.
Joint: usual West London TCM. Told to fill out ridiculous questionnaire (name? Snoopy McFly) which asked if I had any "fobias" or was "pregnent".
Girl: here's where it gets sour, I guess I caught her on a day without make up. Acne and quite a conk, plus scraggly hair. Frostier too from the off.
Service: recognised me from last time face down (regretting that back tattoo...), got on with massage, which was deliciously firm it has to be said. Blissfully went in to cc strokes and some reach under, stripped on the flip to reveal her majestic orbs. I got stuck right in and didn't last long because of them, which is fortunate as her HE wasn't exactly great.
Showered, paid up in full (receptionist didn't take from me, weirdly) and left with not much chat-chit really. I enjoy a good massage and a decent pair but her convo was limited (I tried) and perhaps it was just an off day, but I struggled to give this Positive. Any further north than £55 and it'd have been a Neutral.
I had the same Arctic experience from Sophia (also no looker but with superb heavy milkers) last year.
