External Link/Members OnlyDecided to fire of a couple of texts and see what came back. I did fancy Chinese or Thai and since I usually go for massage + HE the quality varies. Happy to go full service to improve the quality I opted for the above link having seen a couple of reviews. I know the girls switch out regualary but my understanding tbere is a certain quality above massage places.
Arrived 5 minutes before appointment called the number as instructed and was told where to go. Instructions weren't great and so finding the place proved troublesome but eventually got in to the building. Texts prior to this were straight forward.
Paid 100 on arrival and showed to a clean room which was very warm with recent weather.
Started with massage which was atrocious. Tough rub down with very little effort and affection. Flipped over after 10 minutes and offered owo for 20. Accepted and the oral was semi decent.
Here's the negatives.
Before owo the wet wipe hurt it was that rough and very fucking thorough. I mean every nook and cranny was specifically cleaned and rubbed red. Meaning my hard on disappeared and it was awkward getting it back.
She kept spitting in to a bucket of say every 40 seconds meaning no rhythm and quite off putting. I dont know why she was spitting I can only assume it was excess saliva but it's hers so I don't get what she was doing.
She moved about a lot and kept bouncing around the bed and then again spitting in to a bin.
On with rubber and she attempted to get on top. To words of ok baby? I will be when it actually goes in.... apparently I was to big. I know I have a slightly decent cock but I'm no mandingo so I don't see how she was struggling this much.
Flipped over on to missionary and still she was wincing and complaining. She kept saying slow..... I swear I wasn't even moving at one point. I said it's not fun if this is hurting obviously so let's call it.
She apologised and then thanked me for stopping. She did put some oil on my cock and pull me of to completion which while sucking my nipples was probably the best bit. Her oral is ok if she didn't keep stopping in fairness but she did so it's a negative all round for me I'm afraid.
Looks wise she was pretty but had a saggy tummy and weird curled up toes which put me off. Tits were natural and c cup with decent nipples.
I popped but left feeling disappointed.not 120 well spent
