First post as not really keen to share all but on this occasion had to as a warning to others...
Erotic Laura (Bayswater)
External Link/Members OnlySat morning and a loose end and feeling the sap rise. Never done a weekend booking before but thought this could be fun, little did I realise
Scanned HL on Aw and v few green lights so ummed and aghed the best of a bad bunch. As the options fell away I was left with Erotic Laura, seemed to offer a good service, sounded intriguing on the phone and I was reeled in for 30 mins at 1.30pm. Sunk half a blue tab and jumped on the tube to Bayswater. Near the address texted at 1.25pm and was told she needed to shower (immediately thought back to back bookings?) so I should go and grab a coffee. Off I went to sit in the park admiring the sunbathing beauties, feeling my need to empty the tank get stronger and stronger. Another text at 1.38pm saying she needed a bit longer (start thinking this girl is reeling overlapping punters now) Called at 1.56pm and was told I could come to flat and would be given entry code on arrival. As I got there another bloke was going through to lifts looking like a visitor
He goes up in the lift, I walk the stairs. I get there and he's knocking on the door I was told to go too.... WTF..... Swerve round the corridor, wait a while, go back to door and as it's opened he leaves
Now I'm inside looking at someone is definitely not Laura, chubbier, shorter, younger. FFS. Embarrassed for her... Get the fuck out...
Obv returning with my tank full was not an option so hop over to Paddington for a Chinese massage with extras. That did make me feel better but scarred but my first really bad bait and switch.
*Sighs *
