Capsule Review.
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Seen 7th May 2018.
Contacted her via email on AW followed by texts. Comms were good and the directions to her place accurate.
Saw her on a BH Monday, of all times, as this was the earliest she could do after my initial contact several days beforehand.
Maria is located in a photo studio on the north side of Sheffield. Plenty of parking in surrounding streets but she requests you park in the KFC carpark (which I actually didn't do) for reasons which become obvious when you meet her.
I booked for an hour (now £150, but must have been less when I went as that's now beyond my limit). Unusual for me as I normally do a half at first. I was probably carried away by her amazing body.
She opened the door to me and led me upstairs. Her pictures on AW are accurate.
She either has a problem with her hearing or couldn't understand my slight accent. Either way, I had to repeat nearly everything I said to her, which was a bit off-putting. She's got a cracking body and I could hardly wait to get my hands on her, but overall I found the experience a bit of a disappointment. I think that comes down to personality - and she wasn't my type. As I often say, a girl's personality trumps her looks (within reason). I've met some absolute model-like stunners in my time but if the personality is crap then no fun is to be had. Unfortunately, in this case, this was also combined with a painful (I kid you not) session of OWO - good god, what did she have down her throat?! Razor blades?!
I've never had painful OWO or OW before - so that's a first that I will not be indulging in again. She seemed to also have the memory of a goldfish - I told her to just lick, then a minute later she'd be giving me full on OWO again - I'd ask her why and she'd say "I'd forgotten". WTF?
Sex was PV for the most part, although I did attempt A levels but that didn't really work too well. Overall I found the whole experience forgettable and won't be repeating it. That's not to say Maria is totally at fault, but we just didn't click and I found too many annoying things about the session.
I'm giving Maria a Neutral. I wish I could have enjoyed my time with her, but I didn't.
