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External Link/Members OnlyNow I've had some shit punts in my time but heavens to Murgatroyd this one took the fucking biscuit.
I was looking for a jump after work and Tooting is near me so I called and booked. I'm a sucker for skinny EEs so she looked good (I even paid for her PG which should have rung alarm bells because there were no face pics) and well priced.
The door was opened by said skinny girl but Christ, what features! She was so ugly that if she hadn't been moving OK, I'd have sworn she'd just crawled out of a car accident.
She ran upstairs and I reluctantly followed what was in fact a great arse and I thought I might be able to get over her horrorchops but when I got into the bedroom and saw her under the lights it was too much. I couldn't back out though - I plumped for just a half hour and handed over £60.
"Take your clothes off" she said and promptly lay on the bed and started browsing on her laptop.
As I clumsily removed my garments I tried to make conversation.
"Where are you from?" (knowing the answer)
"Hungary"
"Oh very nice. Budapest?"
"No"
"Oh where?"
"Not Budapest"
"Righto"
I was now naked and she was lying (still clothed) on the mattress on the floor, still engrossed in her browsing. I gingerly lay down trying to force an erection to appear. This was how we spent the next 5 minutes.
All of a sudden, some hard house started playing and she stood up, took everything off except her sports bra, knelt down next to me and started to suck my cock in the most revoltingly sloppy and unpleasant way. Like a hungry dog scoffing a bag of cold chips.
I could take any more and suggested she jumped on. She pulled out a wet wipe, went for a French wash, on with the johnny and she thumbed in my semi limp cock into herself still wearing her sports bra. I tried to touch her breasts "No" she said.
2 minutes of forceful grinding and I couldn't take any more. I pretended to cum, whipped of the condom and got dressed in silence.
The whole punt beginning to end from entering the house to leaving was 12 minutes.
Negatives:
No GFE, no PSE, clearly hated it, no kissing (thank fuck), no extras offered other than a terrible OWO, fucking ugly.
Positives:
Good English.
