Acemassage Korean: Balham - Negative

[AndrewLong]

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Third review.  I didn't have the same positive experience as the first poster though

Welcomed in by the maid, and then passed off to a fairly sturdy asian lady, i'd guess 30 although difficult to tell in the low lighting.  No resemblance to the pics on the site although i should have known that

Paid 120 for 1 hour and OWO.  Average looking, spoke very little english, seemed a bit grumpy

poor-average massage, with a couple of CC swipes.  Then onto OWO which was actually pretty good.  Not deep but good technique.  Fucking ruined by a wipedown of my cock with listerine (which i was seriously worried about given what listerine tastes like) and then constant breaks to gargle with listerine

anyway, quite close to coming through the OWO, i said i wanted sex.  On with the johhny, she applies some lube and on we go.  Fair bit of moaning (not in a good way) about the size of my cock.  Couldn't get my cock in very far, she used her muscles to completely block me.  Never known anything so tight

Came relatively quickly as a result, but was pretty unsatisfactory.  Finished up with a massage and then left.  She seemed much happier when i was going.  TBF, so was I...

[peter296]

do you think she was korean? or chinese

[LLPunting]

Was this the flat in the "mansions" behind Sainsburys?

Don't go there, it's a clip joint, women (attractive or not in real life and nothing like the ones in the ads because they're all ripped from the net) are poor SPs.  Got that strong vibe from my one visit there when it first arrived and chatting to the blokes running the place.

They advertise in GT, AM and AW.  Avoid any oriental SPs at this address.