Northwood Massage - Rub and tug

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mixed, if they where a bit more professional would be a + a couple of things that didn't ruin the experience but would probably be deal breakers for others:

Location: not discreet at all. Opposite a bus stop and the flower stalls can watch you walk the 50 metres from the shop back to the tube.

Venue: average nail bar/massage combo style. walls quite thin, could hear another punter being finished off which was a little offputting. toilet available.

Girls: slim. not stunners, both slightly above average middle aged chinese women.

Massage: 6/10

Asked for a deep sports massage. was a bit clumsy at times compared to others i have received (ORBS probably being the best) -- At one point she paused to reply to texts and just gently stroked my back -- again offputting.

£20 for HE
£40 for B2B


Went for b2b but feel she half arsed it. cc swipes , ear whispering and she stripped off, but had to ask her to climb table after a couple of minutes and sit on my back (feel like that should be a given for any kind of erotic massage). 

When she asked me to roll over she tried doing some weird one finger rub of my banjo string. Most negative thing about the whole experience: they had no music playing so she had some terrible chinese rock music playing on a loop on her phone. had to interrupt because it got too repetitive and find some spa music on YouTube to play first half of massage had to ask her to focus on problem areas she kept drifting to just working my upper back. after i popped she told me i had 10 mins left and did do a decent job on my legs without asking. Feel like i had to coach her a bit too much instead of just turning my brain off for an hour and relaxing.

Conclusion: I give it a 6/10 or neutral. compared to the full sensual erotic service you get at other places (like ORBS) it couldn't compare. if you're just looking for a half decent 30 min massage and wanking off on your commute home it does the job, but wouldnt pay for b2b again here, just go for HE.

Theres about 4 other massage places with extras i need to check out around Northwood/Hills/Rickmansworth then ill try to rank them.