External Link/Members Onlycalled up seeing the ad on Gumtree,needed to sort my hamstrings and calves out.
Arrived,flat above a shop,area seems ok
greeted by a chunky girl with blonde hair,led upstairs and asked to undress.
Standing there she asks which kind of massage,I reply "quite firm but not full deep tissue"
She tells me she only does relaxing massage but he's colleague can sort me out,she goes,an older,bigger lady comes in and proceeds to brutalise my hams and calves,THE PAIN!
after she sends the blonde back in to do relaxing massage on my back,soft,relaxing massage ensued,then asks me to turn over and does my quads,now this girl isn't my type,I go for very slim girls,but she shocked me by asking if I wanted a happy end,not what I expected or went for.but thought why not treat myself,she oiled up the old chap and started twisting and stroking,had a crafty squeeze of her very large arse,then,after no objection,had a squeeze of her massive Tits,no objection again,so had a twiddle with her nipples,shot my fat,quick clean up,then into the shower
£50 total, £20 for half hour with the butcher and £20 for half hour with the blonde,Ava,£10 for the ham shank
hobbled back to the car
I'd go again when my muscles are tight,the older woman knows her pressure points,and it was a good hand job too,but if I wanted just a good time I'd go for a smaller girl
