External Link/Members Onlywas in the mood for something at short notice and I'm not too far from chesterfield. I'd read a couple of reasonable reviews of Fei massage so thought I'd give it a go.
The place is easy to find on the Brampton mile and I parked on the housing area to the rear of the establishment which was tight but ok. it was on a week day afternoon this week.
The shop itself is reasonably tidy and well presented and when I went in, I waited for someone to come out to the reception area to me. a small Chinese lady appeared who, if i'm honest, I was hoping was the receptionist as I was hoping for prettier. very skinny and plain looking. friendly greeting and once I said I wanted a 60 minute massage and that I hadn't booked, there was lots of shouting upstairs in Chinese. honestly, I believe I was the only customer there so what the problem was i'm not sure. either way, she took me to the foot of the stairs and gestured me to go up. at the top of the stairs I met the lady who was to give me my massage and the decision was instantly made that this would be a straight forward massage only, because there was nothing sexually attractive about the mother figure that greeted me wearing sheepskin slippers and a white smock. hair tied up, chubby figure and a face to match and she looked possibly into her 40s.
English wasn't her strong point so after handing over £40 I got on the table and she got on with the job without asking if I was after extras. plenty of strokes between the legs and a massage that wasn't bad but wasn't good. took the shine right off it though when she finished that part off using kitchen roll (or what ever the industrial/medical version of that is). felt like I was being sanded down!!
she told me to turn over and then asked about extras. I said just massage and that's what I got. again, finished off by removing a couple of thou with the bog roll.
poor attempt at conversation given how bad her English \\(the main reason I didn't bother asking for her name) was while I chucked my kit on and slung my hook.
I was torn between negative and neutral as a rating because I can't say you should avoid this place like the plague. i'm open to the possibility that others were quite happy with their experience here and feel i should cut them some slack for that but my experience there on that day means i won't be going back.
