After reading jumping jack flashes review the other day, thought I’d try my luck there:
External Link/Members Only All change I think from when JJF went. Walked in, no one manning reception, so I had to shout for someone. A mid 30’s burd peaked her head round one of the doors. (Must have been servicing a punter). Just then another burd came running out from the back. Late 30s big round face. Didn’t find her attractive, so made my excuses and left.
I then thought I’d try this place:
External Link/Members Only Door was wide open so in I went. I could see the burds in the back eating and smoking. There were 3 of them. One a scrawny 50 something, one looked decent mid 20’s, the other was a small early 30’s burd. The 30’s burd came to deal with me. She was probably just under 5ft size 8. Not too bad face. I asked her how much, even though there’s a price list on the wall. Paid off, says 30 mins £30 on price list. But the burd said £25. So I pay her and follow her to the room. I assumed I was getting her. But after I’d undressed the 20 something came in. She was better looking, and I thought she had a nice size 6 - 8 body. Her name was Angela. I was happy. She was wearing a short black dress, thick black stockings and pink knickers.
Massage began on my upper body, too soft for me. It did get a bit firmer has it went on. Not a great massage though. No cc swipes and no reach unders.
She asked me to turn over after a bit and done my legs, then used her nails around my groin area. I start to get a raise as I found her facially attractive. Soon enough I’m at full mast. She asks if I want a B2B. I ask how much, she says £60! I burst out laughing, and tell her I’d give her £30. But we negotiate to £40. I thought I was going to have some fun with that petite little bod. So I agree to the £40. She wanted the payment immediately. So up I jump with a big stiffy, rummaging through my pockets whilst she gets her kit off.
Very disappointed when I saw her body. Bit of a Flabby jelly belly, with what looked like a large caesarean scar, which she’s attempting to hide by having a large tattoo around/on it. I was hoping/expecting to find a flat washboard stomach. Her arse was horrible for a young un. Flat as a pancake! I’ve got a better arse than her. And her tits were a bit droopy for my liking. Muff hair was trimmed short.
She doesn’t join me on the table for the body 2 body. Just stands, playing with my knob and balls. Briefly she gave me a tit job. But when I started rubbing her fanny she backed off and that was the end of the tit job. I was then finished off by a pretty vigorous and rapid hj. Cleaned me up, I dress and say my goodbyes.
Summary:
Good facially.
Once the clothes were removed, not pretty.
Average massage.
Shite B2B
No talking at all.
Expect a lot more when I pay £40 for a B2B.
£25 for the massage, £40 for the B2B total £65.
