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Not the relaxing rub & tug session I was hoping for.
This hot weather gets me so horny. I just had to scratch that itch this morning & I thought a relaxing massage with a happy ending would be just what I needed. Wasted my time looking on AW, just the usual bunch of Roms, fakes & skanks. Thought I would go back to this place. Been a couple of times before & had a good time. Unfortunately today was not one of those times.
I have reviewed this place before, but this was completely different to those, so I thought I would post a new review .
NAME: Anna
NATIONALITY: Chinese
AGE: At a guess mid 20’s
SERVICES: Full body massage, b2b, he
SERVICES REFUSED: Touching pussy, sucking nipples, kissing.
FEE: £30 for massage + £40 for b2b with hj for 30 minutes.
COMMS: Phoned for booking 10 minutes later.
VENUE: Parlour in Prospect Street, Cavershsm .
ANNA: Small oriental girl. Size 8 , pert bottom, furry pussy, small 32B or C tits & sticking out nipples. Dressed in mini dress, leggings, bra & panties. Very limited English, but she certainly knows the word ‘no’.
Every time I go here the door is locked & I have to ring them to open the door. It’s close to a busy junction, so felt a bit exposed. Anna pops up & lets me in & I’m happy with what I see. Tiny slim Asian girl just how I like them, so I thought I was in for a fun time. Oh no it was not to be.
She takes the £30 for 30 minute massage & shows me down to the room. Tiny room with massage table & shower cubicle, but fit for purpose. At least it was cool after the heat outside. She disappears while I strip off. When she comes back I request a medium massage. Oil poured on my back & within a couple of minutes the credit card swipes start. I spread my legs more & let her know I’m loving this, so she reaches under & strokes my now stiff cock.
Suddenly she stops & goes upstairs to answer the phone. FFS I’m on the table with a raging hard on & she disappears.
When she comes back asks if I want b2b & off course I say yes. Tries to charge £50 for this which I am not going to pay as last time I was there it was £40. I offer her £40 & she somewhat reluctantly agrees. She wants me to pay now before we go any further which is annoying as I’m rock hard & ready to go. In the few seconds it takes me to get my wallet she has stripped all her clothes off, so no slow reveal. No worries she has a lovely little body with perky tits & a furry bush. Pours loads of oil on my cock & balls & starts to wank me off. This is only 10 minutes in, so I ask her to climb on top for the b2b. I’m happy with this until I try to suck her nipples when she say “no”. I ask for a kiss & she says “no”. OK I’ll play with her pussy, but you guessed it she pulls my hand away with the word “no”.
Now she gets out her iPhone & asks me a series of inane questions using the translation app. This is just time wasting & I’m quickly losing interest.
Realising I’m getting pissed off she pours more oil over my cock, climbs back on top & while sliding over me wanks me off. Poor technique & when I do cum it’s one of those disappointing finishes with very little sensation. It is now 15 minutes into a 30 minute session. All the time she seems to be rushing to get me to cum as quick as possible & now she has succeeded.
Cleans us both up & offers me a shower which I take as I’ve just shot a weeks worth over my stomach. While I’m in the shower she disappears again & then returns as I’m drying myself. Surprisingly she offers me a massage, so I say yes & she gives a reasonable back & legs massage. In the middle of this she disappears again, this time to let the next punter into the reception. Finishes off the massage & then to my surprise kisses me. I get dressed & as I’m about to leave she kisses me again.
Climb the stairs to reception & there is the next punter waiting his turn. We sheepishly acknowledge each other. If you are reading this & saw a pissed off looking old guy leaving that was me. Check my watch & I’ve been there 25 minutes, so with the disappearances I reckon I got 20 minutes with her.
CONCLUSION: This is a borderline neutral/negative. No kissing during the b2b, no nipple sucking, no pussy touching. Pretty girl who in the real world would be way out of my league. Good b2b, but poor hand job. I’m going with a negative because I did not get the relaxing time I expected & I would not return.
Thanks for reading this. At least writing this up has helped with the disappointment.
When I left there this morning I was this thinking I’m going to give this hobby up, too many disappointments & leaving too many punts feeling underwhelmed. Well maybe, but I guess tomorrow I’ll be back on AW planning the next one. Happy punting.
