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Hi guys. I’ve been meaning to review for a while, but never really had the chance. Your reviews, even though I’m only an occasional punter have really helped and I think it’s time to give one back, so here goes. Saw this one back towards the beginning of the year not long after she appeared on AW. External Link/Members Only

Searching through AW, with my usual filters (anal, CIM etc) and I came across Jasmine. Slightly older than I usually prefer (and a bit bigger) but made contact to test the waters anyway. I was quite interested by her tits, and the fact it seemed as though she was up for most things. Anyway, comms were easy, via AW and I decided to take the plunge. Booked 30 minute incall, making sure she’d be up for anal as that’s key for me. She mentioned she’d need warming up a bit first with plugs, which was fine but I began to wonder if this was the beginning of the usual “too big” excuses (more on that later!).

She lives in a nice little end of terrace through the north side of Eastleigh, which I believe was rented (but seems to be where she actually lives). She told me she has a full-time job and fits escorting around her work. The approach wasn’t particularly discreet, but it was dark when I arrived so no real worries as she answered the door quite quickly and let me in. She was dressed in a dressing gown and slippers, a bit mumsy perhaps but I was just looking forward to getting her naked. Went straight upstairs after sorting the money and confirmed services. She disappeared off to put her dog away (was a bit distracting to be fair). Came back and started to get down to business.

Good OWO, licked my ass when I shifted my cock out of her mouth and pressed my ass to her mouth. Easy use of butt plugs with lube to get her ready, before fucking her ass in a couple of positions. Finished by coming in her mouth, which she swallowed.

Overall it was a good punt. She’s no super model, but attractive, normal Mum next door type. Certainly don’t expect a gym toned woman either, but what she lacks in this area she certainly made up for with her submissiveness and allowance of filth which hit the spot. At £100 for 30minutrs I probably wouldn’t make an effort to return, but as a back up when there’s nothing else and an itch needs scratching I’d go back. However, with the services, if she was charging £60 for 30mins I’d definitely go back regularly. Looking at just the cost I’d be hovering around neutral, but services, enthusiasm, friendliness and filth the punts shade a positive for me. As I’ve said though at something like £60 per 30mins it would be a solid positive.

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Hi guys. I’ve been meaning to review for a while, but never really had the chance. Your reviews, even though I’m only an occasional punter have really helped and I think it’s time to give one back, so here goes.

Bullshit - You've been lurking & leeching since July 2015

Then this happened :

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=207024.0

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I put a new restriction - unable to view links to other sites (e.g. AdultWork) or images unless your account has made at least one post in past 30 days.
The result is a lot of trash is being posted, just check the Deleted Post section for past 6 hours.

Then fucking hey-presto take away your remote control & suddenly you can't bash that keyboard quick enough to post a contribution.  :sarcastic:

In all fairness I'd seen her profile but there's no way I'd pay to fuck that, so you haven't really helped me at all.

Slightly older than I usually prefer (and a bit bigger)

See as your such a leech we'd never know what you usually prefer because you've never shared before  :thumbsdown:

Overall it was a good punt. She’s no super model, but attractive, normal Mum next door type. Certainly don’t expect a gym toned woman either, but what she lacks in this area she certainly made up for with her submissiveness and allowance of filth which hit the spot. At £100 for 30minutrs I probably wouldn’t make an effort to return, but as a back up when there’s nothing else and an itch needs scratching I’d go back. However, with the services, if she was charging £60 for 30mins I’d definitely go back regularly. Looking at just the cost I’d be hovering around neutral, but services, enthusiasm, friendliness and filth the punts shade a positive for me. As I’ve said though at something like £60 per 30mins it would be a solid positive.

You sound like you've punted many times before - Well welcome to the party pal, shame it took you so fucking long to get here.

Cheers for the review regardless that it was a necessity you were forced to contribute in order to maintain your viewing access.

Feel free to prove me wrong.

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Gulydp

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Bullshit - You've been lurking & leeching since July 2015

Then this happened :

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=207024.0

Then fucking hey-presto take away your remote control & suddenly you can't bash that keyboard quick enough to post a contribution.  :sarcastic:

In all fairness I'd seen her profile but there's no way I'd pay to fuck that, so you haven't really helped me at all.

See as your such a leech we'd never know what you usually prefer because you've never shared before  :thumbsdown:

You sound like you've punted many times before - Well welcome to the party pal, shame it took you so fucking long to get here.

Cheers for the review regardless that it was a necessity you were forced to contribute in order to maintain your viewing access.

Feel free to prove me wrong.

You are absolutely correct in your assertion that it was the withdrawing of access that prompted me to finally add my review. If this step encourages lurkers, or leeches as you describe, to finally come out of the shadows then surely that can’t be a bad thing?

I have to be honest, I’m not particularly bothered about proving something or otherwise to someone on a forum. That said, I have and do value the resource of this forum, it’s certainly saved me from potential disaster, and provided some valuable tips and insight.

The fact is, I am very picky service wise and this has meant that I don’t tend to punt very often. I have another couple of local reviews that I will add when I get the chance.

Thanks for your critique though of my emergence from the shadows, and I hope my review is of some help to someone

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I appreciate you taking the time to respond - however you Sir are a disingenuous prick.

You know how I know that ?

You started your review with this lie :

Hi guys. I’ve been meaning to review for a while, but never really had the chance. Your reviews, even though I’m only an occasional punter have really helped and I think it’s time to give one back, so here goes.

When you should have really started it with something like your response, which was honest :

It was the withdrawing of access that prompted me to finally add my review.

I have to be honest, I’m not particularly bothered about proving something or otherwise to someone on a forum. That said, I have and do value the resource of this forum, it’s certainly saved me from potential disaster, and provided some valuable tips and insight.

The fact is, I am very picky service wise and this has meant that I don’t tend to punt very often. I have another couple of local reviews that I will add when I get the chance.

Had I not questioned your integrity you would have attempted to 'slip under the radar' & continue to lurk - That's not a description of your posting activity derived by me personally - As you well know from your years of doing this that it is a phrase universally used accross the forum & a label you have sought to avoid by subterfuge  :thumbsdown:

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If this step encourages lurkers, or leeches as you describe, to finally come out of the shadows then surely that can’t be a bad thing?

You weren't encouraged though were you dickhead ? You were dragged kicking & screaming into the light out of pure greed that you might start missing out as we do all the work & you just sit back ? Are you in management ?  :sarcastic:

I'm not going to keep bashing on but you have fucked your own integrity by your own actions which you could have avoided if you had simply posted honestly from the get go.

On a positive welcome to UKPunting finally - Maybe try a bit harder to contribute from now on ? We are all punters after all.

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I appreciate you taking the time to respond - however you Sir are a disingenuous prick.

You know how I know that ?

You started your review with this lie :

When you should have really started it with something like your response, which was honest :

Had I not questioned your integrity you would have attempted to 'slip under the radar' & continue to lurk - That's not a description of your posting activity derived by me personally - As you well know from your years of doing this that it is a phrase universally used accross the forum & a label you have sought to avoid by subterfuge  :thumbsdown:

You weren't encouraged though were you dickhead ? You were dragged kicking & screaming into the light out of pure greed that you might start missing out as we do all the work & you just sit back ? Are you in management ?  :sarcastic:

I'm not going to keep bashing on but you have fucked your own integrity by your own actions which you could have avoided if you had simply posted honestly from the get go.

On a positive welcome to UKPunting finally - Maybe try a bit harder to contribute from now on ? We are all punters after all.

Wow, appreciate the time you’ve taken to formulate your response. I shall not not follow suit, bite and throw insults your way of course. Thanks for your welcome to the fold. It’s very much appreciated. I hope you enjoy the further reviews (albeit it’ll only be a few at present) that I will add just as much as this one.

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No problem, once a lurker always a lurker eh ?  :sarcastic:

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You are absolutely correct in your assertion that it was the withdrawing of access that prompted me to finally add my review. If this step encourages lurkers, or leeches as you describe, to finally come out of the shadows then surely that can’t be a bad thing?

I have to be honest, I’m not particularly bothered about proving something or otherwise to someone on a forum. That said, I have and do value the resource of this forum, it’s certainly saved me from potential disaster, and provided some valuable tips and insight.

The fact is, I am very picky service wise and this has meant that I don’t tend to punt very often. I have another couple of local reviews that I will add when I get the chance.

Thanks for your critique though of my emergence from the shadows, and I hope my review is of some help to someone

All reviews are good reviews, that’s the a of the site. You are correct in your reasons why access was restricted.

Thanks for the review and looking forward to your others.

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So...as a forum, which is made better by contribution from all, what is the benefit of publicly knocking back members who are making a valid contribution? Reading this thread makes me less inclined to get involved. What I have read is a genuine contribution that’s been shot down for no reason.


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So...as a forum, which is made better by contribution from all, what is the benefit of publicly knocking back members who are making a valid contribution? Reading this thread makes me less inclined to get involved. What I have read is a genuine contribution that’s been shot down for no reason.

Then you only read it from one point of view when you should have tried to be more objective, the OP fully admitted he was a leech with no intention of making any contributions to the forum until his access was restricted by a new 30 days post count thread view restriction.

If you don't like being a member of UKP just log out - & never log back in.  :hi:

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Then you only read it from one point of view when you should have tried to be more objective, the OP fully admitted he was a leech with no intention of making any contributions to the forum until his access was restricted by a new 30 days post count thread view restriction.

If you don't like being a member of UKP just log out - & never log back in.  :hi:

Just to correct you. I never “fully admitted” I had no intention to post. The access restriction prompted me to post. Therefore, call it encouragement, a nudge, a reminder or whatever you like. It doesn’t really matter.

The sad thing is it would seem that other members may be less likely to want to contribute to OUR community if all they get is attacked, insulted and “chased out of town”. Perhaps you should take a chill pill, relax and stop taking things so seriously. I’m sure being the über punter and forum hardman has taken its toll  :rose:

Surely you would wish to encourage lurking leech members to post? After all, that is what you want isn’t it?

Anyway, let’s please just move on. Life is to short to waste on petty internet forum cock swinging. Have a beer, enjoy the sunshine and enjoy my next review, when the threat of restricted access looms again (only kidding)

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Just to correct you. I never “fully admitted” I had no intention to post. The access restriction prompted me to post. Therefore, call it encouragement, a nudge, a reminder or whatever you like. It doesn’t really matter.

Call it whatever you want - Your the lurker caught red handed trying to be a clever cunt & failing miserably  :sarcastic:

The sad thing is it would seem that other members may be less likely to want to contribute to OUR community if all they get is attacked, insulted and “chased out of town”. Perhaps you should take a chill pill, relax and stop taking things so seriously. I’m sure being the über punter and forum hardman has taken its toll  :rose:

That's your guilty conscience talking whilst playing the victim card all at the same time - Classy   :dash:

Surely you would wish to encourage lurking leech members to post? After all, that is what you want isn’t it?

Once again - you weren't encouraged - your were forced to driven by your greed for UKP members experiences.

Anyway, let’s please just move on. Life is to short to waste on petty internet forum cock swinging. Have a beer, enjoy the sunshine and enjoy my next review, when the threat of restricted access looms again (only kidding)

Please don't tell me how & when I should post on this open forum, I agree it's all waving silly little swords about but you seem adamant that your previous contributions of fuck all are just an oversight on your behalf. You are beyond redemption IMO.

The sad thing is your obviously an intelligent & articulate bloke, why you chose so long to contribute absolutely zero is a mystery - don't bother - I'm bored of your excuses - I bet you are in management - I assure you everyone thinks your a cunt at work.

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Just to correct you. I never “fully admitted” I had no intention to post. The access restriction prompted me to post. Therefore, call it encouragement, a nudge, a reminder or whatever you like. It doesn’t really matter.

The sad thing is it would seem that other members may be less likely to want to contribute to OUR community if all they get is attacked, insulted and “chased out of town”. Perhaps you should take a chill pill, relax and stop taking things so seriously. I’m sure being the über punter and forum hardman has taken its toll  :rose:

Surely you would wish to encourage lurking leech members to post? After all, that is what you want isn’t it?

Anyway, let’s please just move on. Life is to short to waste on petty internet forum cock swinging. Have a beer, enjoy the sunshine and enjoy my next review, when the threat of restricted access looms again (only kidding)

In all fairness the new members to a degree should be targeted by old established members to see if they are genuine or not.
Otherwise forum would be infested with touts, pimps and become a free for all.
I see them being inquisitive as a 1st line of defence.
I myself was tested and treated very harshly when i first joined.
Banned reason: Misogynist who gets free bookings from agencies for pos reviews.
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Call it whatever you want - Your the lurker caught red handed trying to be a clever cunt & failing miserably  :sarcastic:

That's your guilty conscience talking whilst playing the victim card all at the same time - Classy   :dash:

Once again - you weren't encouraged - your were forced to driven by your greed for UKP members experiences.

Please don't tell me how & when I should post on this open forum, I agree it's all waving silly little swords about but you seem adamant that your previous contributions of fuck all are just an oversight on your behalf. You are beyond redemption IMO.

The sad thing is your obviously an intelligent & articulate bloke, why you chose so long to contribute absolutely zero is a mystery - don't bother - I'm bored of your excuses - I bet you are in management - I assure you everyone thinks your a cunt at work.

 :hi:

Lots of pent up anger there. Perhaps you were bullied as a child?

Quick question....are you at all able to deviate from your (not so) passive aggressive hardman internet forum persona? I ask because I see at times you are able to contribute some positive and enlightening bits and pieces.

I’m sure your blood pressure and emotional well-being would benefit from giving up the crusader/forum hardman act.

You’ve mentioned twice now about the fact you wonder if I am in management. Something subconscious going on here perhaps? Boss giving you a hard time and making your life difficult? Don’t take it out on me pal.

You seem to be the type who is absolutely unable to leave a discussion unless you have the final word. Therefore, I’ll grant your wish. I will not reply any further to you on this thread to give be you the opportunity to massage your own ego by making sure you have the final word. I wonder if you can manage your final word though without resorting to throwing insults and using bad language?

Have a lovely rest of your weekend  :D

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In all fairness the new members to a degree should be targeted by old established members to see if they are genuine or not.
Otherwise forum would be infested with touts, pimps and become a free for all.
I see them being inquisitive as a 1st line of defence.
I myself was tested and treated very harshly when i first joined.

I couldn’t agree more. Healthy scepticism is a positive thing without doubt.

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Lots of pent up anger there. Perhaps you were bullied as a child?

Quick question....are you at all able to deviate from your (not so) passive aggressive hardman internet forum persona? I ask because I see at times you are able to contribute some positive and enlightening bits and pieces.

I’m sure your blood pressure and emotional well-being would benefit from giving up the crusader/forum hardman act.

You’ve mentioned twice now about the fact you wonder if I am in management. Something subconscious going on here perhaps? Boss giving you a hard time and making your life difficult? Don’t take it out on me pal.

You seem to be the type who is absolutely unable to leave a discussion unless you have the final word. Therefore, I’ll grant your wish. I will not reply any further to you on this thread to give be you the opportunity to massage your own ego by making sure you have the final word. I wonder if you can manage your final word though without resorting to throwing insults and using bad language?

Have a lovely rest of your weekend  :D

Congratulations, absolutely wrong on every count  :sarcastic:

You can actually be a bit of a catty little bitch & most certainly a vile piece of work - sticks & stones ect.

We might actually go on to be friends on UKP - but I doubt it.

Oh & yes I love getting accused of insisting on having the last word - it never gets dull.  :hi:

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Goodbye douchebag.  :thumbsup:

Admin got bored of you.   :sarcastic:
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