External Link/Members OnlySaw this ad a few weeks ago and then a thread on here which was mostly suspicious of the ad.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=186750.msg1951824#msg1951824Came across the ad again during a search for a massage and was still intrigued by the pics so decided to give it a go.
Comms: Called at lunchtime and was answered in a few rings, by Simone. Sexy phone voice, confirmed for a 1hr massage that afternoon. Confirmed £40 for 1hr even though I thought it was £50. Received postcode by txt 5 mins later.
The booking: arrived a few mins early and phoned. Simone answered and gave me the house number but asked not to park out front so parked around the corner. Semi detached house in Hamstead, a bit tired but clean enough.
Answered the door in open toed high heels and what I think are probably pyjamas.
Definitely the woman in the photos although a few years older, mid 40’s I’d say, but definitely slimmer than in the pics. Probably a size 10.
Was shown to the front bedroom upstairs which had a new massage table in it. Asked how long I wanted and I replied an hour, she confirmed £40 and asked if I wanted happy ending for an extra £20. Said I only had £50 (truth on this occasion) so she said “if you stay half hour £40 total” so we agreed on that.
Stripped off and onto the table for what was a distinctly average massage, lost of oil used and it felt more like a case of rubbing the oil in than really massaging and nothing sensual. She’s not very talkative although her English is ok. No CC’s or reach unders at all.
On turn over a bit of a rub of the chest and stomach and the onto the HE. Wasn’t offered a pillow which is unusual and a bit of a disappointment because I like to watch. Again plenty of oil and her technique was actually pretty good, lots of twists and use of both hands although it took me a little longer than normal because the massage didn’t get me turned on to start with, and there was no eye contact at all which I do like.
Given a clean up with wet wipes, no shower offered, dressed and on my way.
Just about a neutral as it wasn’t an unpleasant experience by any means but would have been really disappointed if I had paid for an hour and got that standard of massage.
