Author Topic: Parking at Novotel Hammersmith  (Read 1155 times)

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Does anyone know what the parking is like at the Novotel Hammersmith
car park on a weekday afternoon?

mrhappypants

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Funny this. 

Phone the hotel? 

Believe it or not, if you don’t introduce yourself by saying “I am coming to fuck a prostitute in your hotel this week” it is actually pretty unlikely they will determine the precise purpose of your visit. 

I suggest you leave the “I FUCK HOOKERS” T shirt at home as well.

Or wear a jumper. :D
« Last Edit: May 21, 2018, 11:02:24 pm by mrhappypants »

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Offline NoHo

but ffs it's obvious to ask the hotel

Offline Jonestown

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Sarcasm is the....

What kind of answer were you expecting to such an inane question ?

Online themaserman

The hotel never actually answers the phone..

But ok I'll hold my hands up

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COACH AND CAR PARKING
Novotel London West provides an impressive 240 on-site car parking spaces (charged at £1.50 per hour for hotel residents & £3.50 per hour for non-residents) and 6 coach bays catering for our larger groups and parties. Please contact us for up to date information about coach parking charges.

All parking facilities are secure and under cover for your convenience and peace of mind.

The hotel is located just off the A4 and outside the Central London Congestion Zone making driving to and from the hotel very simple, straight forward and cost effective.


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Green Church Lane - 1 Min Walk

Pay & Display. I think free after 1800 if I remember.

Otherwise plenty of parking inside the hotel
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Very discrete.  Does she still have the candy pink BMW 6 series?   :D

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Thanks for the parking info guys, v helpful

It's not PC (haven't had the pleasure as yet) but a very good friend of hers

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Very discrete.  Does she still have the candy pink BMW 6 series?   :D

no she now has a candy pink bentley continental gt...apparently