External Link/Members OnlyWas in the Moseley area and in need of pampering - what a mistake. To start with, College Rd is simply a no parking zone during the day, and a bit like Beirut during the night. The apartment was a run-down renter - a lot like the woman.
Her AW pics were from a long time ago, and she has eaten a lot of pies since then. Her massage technique is simply horrible - no skills at all and she wanted to get to the happy ending asap - and for once so did I.
So £50 for what was in effect a 15min WIHJ from a fat ugly Hungarian. For once I'm with Brexit.
The only plus? The car was still where I had parked it.