External Link/Members OnlyFirst, a confession. I can't tell you a thing about La Maison because I've never set foot in the place. I saw Holly at a place in Leicestershire, where she's recently started as 'Heidi'
External Link/Members OnlyTo be honest, I'm getting a bit fed up of posting massage parlour reviews in the E Midlands section because hardly anyone ever reads them, anyway. It's all independents down there. There are plenty of reviews of La Maison to tell you all you need to know. The point is, I
can tell you about Holly, and she's a girl well worth telling you about.
First and foremost, her profile is as accurate and representative as it could be. I'd say she's early thirties (so her profile age of 27 is fair enough; let's face it, if it said 'early thirties' we'd all assume she was forty-odd.) She's about 5'10" with her shoes on or 5'6" with them off, so take your pick. She has a terrific body. Slim, but not thin - an important distinction, I think. Some slim girls are so toned their bodies can be a bit hard. Holly's isn't; there's not an ounce of fat on her but she's still soft, and womanly. Not a tattoo on her. Slender, shapely legs, and a beautifully curved backside; firm, but fleshy enough to merit a nice over-the-knee spank. I'd have liked to have gone up another gear before she said 'that's hard enough' but I enjoyed it, nonetheless. Her boobs are generously sized, nicely rounded and firm, and give her overall body such a perfect sense of proportion that I assume they're fake. I had some good fun playing with them, anyway.
One thing that certainly is fake is her hair. When I asked her if she was a natural blonde she laughed and said her hair was, but she wasn't. Most of it is an extension, not that it mattered to me; it looked great, and suited her. Facially, I'd describe Holly as a very pretty girl with a bright smile (and lovely teeth, too). What really set her off, though, is that she was wearing a pair of fairly thick-rimmed glasses. Wow. I'm a sucker for any sexy girl in glasses. If she'd been wearing any kind of secretarial outfit I'd have been drooling at the mouth. I asked her to keep them on, but I presume she'd take them off if you wanted.
She has a nice personality, too. A professional demeanour but warm and friendly at the same time, and has a nice sense of humour; in other words, she laughed at my jokes, which is always nice.
She offers a full GFE with kissing, RO and OWO, if that's your thing. I'm old fashioned, so settled for an informal reverse massage, spank, and the essentials. More or less GFE without the intimate bits. After a good kiss and cuddle and after spanking her bottom it was time for her oral work, which she performed with enthusiasm and some nice eye contact when the position allowed. We kicked off the main event with her on top cowgirl style. I must say I've known girls throw themselves about with a lot more gusto than Holly. She's a grinder, more than a bouncer, if you know what I mean, but it was pleasant enough.
She wasn't comfortable with both her legs pinned back in my favourite 'heels-to-heaven' missionary position, which was a pity. I find missionary a bit dull unless both the girl's legs are flailing by my ears, so we moved on to doggy-style, which was a splendid finale; full throttle, facing the mirror and accompanied by some clearly audible grunting and groaning from Holly. It wasn't too theatrical so it may even have been genuine, but it's always nice to hear anyway. I was delightfully exhausted at the finish.
So all in all, a very pretty girl with a great body and a good, if not great, punt. A positive rating because I left with a spring in my step, and you can't ask for much more than that.
