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Offline Buzz666

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First review but been round to a fair few happy massage places

Girl - 30-50 I don't know with these oriental girls, nice tits, chubby not fat, nice arse to grope.

Coms - her English is very broken, I turned up and buzzed on the door at opening and just asked if she was free for 1hr.

Parking: £3 for 2hrs if you can get in the bay, otherwise nothing till after 1830

Visit:
Room is nice, dim lit, clean
Very chatty at start
Made to fill out some sheet, put bullshit on it.
40min massage, felt relaxed, did the job on some tight areas
Whisper in the ear do I want more
Little chat and got B2B for £30
Strips off does some nice strokes
Flip over
More slides up and down, bit of tit wanking, more slides up and down
Handjob was good not as good as Debden but the girl in Debden is worse looking.
Grabbed some boob and arse whilst she was going at it, slipped a finger into wet.
And you know the rest.
She cleaned me up, gave a nice head massage and then once over again on the body.

Just needed a shower at home due to excessive oil around the balls.

I'd go back

All in all
£45 1hr massage
£30 B2B

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No I didn't, she was tiny with a nice rack

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No I didn't, she was tiny with a nice rack

Anything distinctive about her ie tattoos on her? Just so I can go in and ask.

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As mentioned in your Woodford Polish review, was hoping for a shop of Chinese MILFs but found only a Thai looking small bird and an EE. Will try again when nearby to see if there's more variety among the Chinese staff as we've both established extras are easily obtained here.

Offline Sparta Prada

Is this the place on Ashford Road?

I went there earlier this year following some feedback on here. I got met by a 40-something Chinese woman, slim but showing her age, her name was Lucy. I paid the same as the OP (£70) but the B2B was really weird, and as it was only offered after I turned it was pretty rushed to keep within the 30 minutes. Having a slim girl with hardly any boobs doing B2B didn't feel erotic or seductive, not the way Lucy was going about the job anyway.

Weird thing happened at the end. As I was getting dressed (after she gave me a rub down with hot towels as there are no showers there) she gave me her private phone number saying she'd be happy to go out for a drink with me after she finished work! I had no intention of seeing her not least as I wasn't overly attracted to her, but nice to know I can pull mature Chinese chicks!

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That's the one.

I've taken a few phone numbers over the years and been warned about that from other girls. Generally have my wits about me though.