External Link/Members OnlyNot a typical punt for me with ethnicity but fancied a bit of a milf so had a look around and saw Stephanie was local and back in town. £100 for a 1hr incall.
Comms - were good at first with initial reply but did not disclose address when I booked and asked (which isn’t that unusual to be fair). However when getting closer to the appointment we had an irritating text ping pong session about her cancelling the appointment due to no confirmation from me (id not been asked for one and I literally had looked at my phone 10 mins earlier to check for the address). She one of these girls as well that puts a separate sentence or bit of information in separate texts and I think I received in all 15 messages with bits of info I had to piece together. After eventually getting the address out of her we managed to salvage the appointment time and it was full steam ahead.
Meeting - I was greeted by a friendly, if matter of fact, EE milf on entering. Pics are clearly her but with the inevitable filters and airbrush. Not as attractive as the profile suggests but not surprised either. I did fancy her though despite her declared age of 35 being only accurate 10-15 years ago. Body was pretty good but not as impressive as the pics suggested (again not surprised though). Cleared the air and we were all friends again.
Venue - nice and clean. Can’t ask for more really. Clean shower.
Service - started with owo which was pretty good (not deep though) and took her time with it all. Kissing was full on but only for very short bursts. Clearly has a routine although I was successful in steering things away a couple of times with some ball play. So far things were looking up. Proceeded to cowgirl and then the mechanical style really kicked in. Shallow, impatient, made me do the work and generally disengaged. Pop in the bag.
Round two was initiated 5 mins latter (too quick for me!) which didn’t go anywhere after some furious hand work which was given up on 5 mins latter. Rushed into an exit shower where I clocked my watch and we were nowhere near full time. Was out the door in 45mins! An extra 5mins between rounds and I’d have probably been ok and still out on time so felt a bit cheated there.
Conclusion - what with the slightly annoying comms (although we pulled this back), hit n miss service, rushing me out, and slightly below advertised looks, I came away thoroughly Meh. At least she was cheap and chatty between rounds. Not my cup of tea so will not return.
