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This is why Roms get the bad rep, pft!
Found myself in Ardrossan area and decided to have a dip.
Phone call made to arrange something with this lady, who was a bit abrupt on the phone, I put this down the the language barrier.
So address given by text and to call when I arrived.
Once arrived and parked, another phone call, and again a wee bit quick on the phone, but the text came thru with the house number.
All good (?) so far.
From her profile..."Available now in a discrete place..."
Well this must be another one of those language barrier things, It is a stones' throw away from a pub.
Dare I say popular pub, if that happens in Ardrossan?
Seeing that there aren't that many pubs, it's going to be popular then, isint it?
To make matters worse...its almost right across from a barbers/hairdressing shop, and it has its own entrance.
So it's not a case of take your pick from a block of four or six.
Thankfully the door was opened relatively quickly on my arrival.
The lady in question is a shorty, probably 5'1" or so.
Initial thought was yippee, big titties, but then there was some thunder thighs to go with it.
Really looked out of place, she must jog a lot.
It was 70 for 30 mins, but I only had 4x20, I wasn't prepared for this meet.
Nope, I didn't see my 10 change.
Anyway what followed was a lacklustre performance, she didn't want to be there and I was quickly feeling the same.
When she lay on the bed and the titties lay beside her, I felt kinda let down.
Had a wee grope anyway, and did the dirty deed. No kissing apart from a "peck", defo no tongues.
No oral, either way, to be fair I didn't feel like it so didn't ask.
So dressed and left well before my 30 mins. (when the deed was done it was quite apparent that there was nothing else on offer, eg massage).
So made my way to the door and onto the street...
wait for it...
remember that hairdresser shop I spoke of earlier?...
remember how it's one door - one house?...
...
Well walked out to see the hairdresser staring over at me
Now, I don't know if it was just bad timing, of if there is any local chat that a hooker works from the premises, or if its just one of those things that hairdressers do, you know the staring thing, or is that the talking thing, anyway, she must know something was going on by the various shades of red my face must have turned when I clocked her looking. (possibly even the customers waiting could see, I didn't stare back long enough to take it all in).
Head down and scurried back to the car, which was parked a distance away, near the petrol station.
Obviously not recommended, and I won't be back. (to see her, Ardrossan was ok though
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