Haru Tantric

[bigmelons]

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Meant to post this as a review rather than in the topic.   As I said, if you dont want a decent massage, and only want to be lightly touched and tickled by a 40 year old Jap, then this is for you.   What a fucking waste of money !

[Sinz]

Not a very useful review

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[bigmelons]

No thank-you.   quite happy with what I have written.   

[Sinz]

No thank-you.   quite happy with what I have written.

No thank you for the useless review.

[bestbefore]

No thank-you.   quite happy with what I have written.

Welcome to the review section of the forum, we can already see that your future contributions are going to prove invaluable to us.

[SamLP]

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Meant to post this as a review rather than in the topic.   As I said, if you dont want a decent massage, and only want to be lightly touched and tickled by a 40 year old Jap, then this is for you.   What a fucking waste of money !

If I want a decent massage, I wouldn’t book someone who says they offer tantric massage
Honestly, go read up on tantric massage first. Seems you booked someone believing you’ll be receiving a completely different service to what she advertises.

[bigmelons]

Nah, wasn’t tantric, or anything. Just fucking tickling light touches.  Useless.  Avoid.

[bigmelons]

No thank you for the useless review.

You are most welcome

[Sinz]

You are most welcome

Maybe change your username to -> BigMoron

[bigmelons]

My review doesn’t need detail about the comms, the colour of her door, or the temperature of her shower - just avoid.  Her service was shit.  End

[bukowski]

He's right
his review has everything that's worth knowing included in it

although now i think about it i would like to know

- is she a real japanese?
- was she attractive?
- did you cum? (ie how tantric was it?)

if all three answers are yes, i might well fancy being lightly touched by a 40 year old jap lady

[bukowski]

ok i read the other reviews
i'm gonna go for it

[bigmelons]

He's right
his review has everything that's worth knowing included in it

although now i think about it i would like to know

- is she a real japanese?
- was she attractive?
- did you cum? (ie how tantric was it?)

if all three answers are yes, i might well fancy being lightly touched by a 40 year old

Glad my review gave you the information you needed to make a decision.  Others should take note. 

[Sinz]

Glad my review gave you the information you needed to make a decision.  Others should take note.

Probably you missed the below where he ignored your review and is going for it.
 

ok i read the other reviews
i'm gonna go for it

[The_Don]

Many hours of experienced punters time, has been put into the WIKI.  And it is, a very useful resource, for new and seasoned punters, IMO.

[bigmelons]

Probably you missed the below where he ignored your review and is going for it.

No, he read it and decided he liked light touches.  Exactly as recommended in my review.

[The_Don]

What a fucking waste of money !

Exactly as recommended in my review.

[Sinz]

No, he read it and decided he liked light touches.  Exactly as recommended in my review.

You keep proving over and over again you are a BigMoron 

He read the Real reviews (not by you) and made an informed decision.

[bigmelons]

You keep proving over and over again you are a BigMoron 

He read the Real reviews (not by you) and made an informed decision.

Sure.  If it makes you feel better.