Author Topic: Curvy Busty Ivy - Holloway  (Read 3727 times)


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I should have walked from this one, twice! but this is how it went down....


Location: Off Holloway road, house converted into flats, nice and fairly modern inside, good bathroom/shower.

Comms: Pretty sure its with a maid, not sure if the maids in the building or not, done via text, until the final call to retrieve the door number.

Girl: facially like most of the recent pictures, Very tall and wide, big hands and feet, big ass with alot of depth....my hand almost disappeared before my index finger touched her ring piece, abit hairy in there too. Her breasts are implants too. really big belly / gut.

She has abit of a sarcastic personality, but in general she was quite pleasant

Services: OWO, sex


I arranged a meet 2.5hrs in advance by text, it took a little while before the maid text back maybe 15mins, but it was all confirmed (appointment time and duration).

I arrived 10mins before the punt and text to let her know I was there, and 5mins before the scheduled time she text me an elaborate excuse & apology as to why she would be unavailable for our time (to be honest I think most folks would of bought it) but I knew I'd been double booked like a cunt.

Ivy and the appointment were dead to me, I didn't even bother replying.  At the beginning of her street there's a Mc D's so feeling peckish I decided to go in there and get a big tasty whilst I cut my losses and see what Plan B's I could look into.

After leaving Mc Donalds a good 15 to 20mins later, I recieved another text asking if I was still waiting, Post Mc donalds, belly full, I foolishly decided to give her another chance.

within 10mins I recieved the door number, and was on my way.  Ivy opened the door and boy does she block the light from entering the dark hall way  :sarcastic:. she says hello, and when I said it back I was met with "SHHHHHHHH"  lool what was the point in that then, she might aswell of just put her finger to her lips to begin with to suggest I should be quiet and point me towards her room.


I gave her a good look up and down before paying, I could see she was toting a big gut, I wasn't feeling her too much. I think she could tell and she offered to show me a smaller girl (i'd already seen the other girl on AW and I definitely wasn't feeling her). I knew I could work with Ivy's arse though so I agreed to see her, confirmed OWO and paid up.

Here's were the punt started to fall over for me, she started undressing and I noticed on the left side of her back on just below her scapula, there was this disgusting lump half the size of a ping pong ball under her skin.  :vomit:

She gave me owo, it was wet with no teeth, but involved alot of hand action too, it wasnt too bad.... But I struggled to get hard because of that bobbly thing on her back in view.  :vomit:

rubbered up and went into doggy, which would of been great but was spoilt by the thing again  :vomit: we moved into missionary, and then her on top, where I couldn't see it.

My hand touched it briefly and I could feel the blood racing away from my cock lol I decided to quickly nut and get out of there.


No hygiene issues that I could smell, but the thing on her back was a distracting erection killing turn off for me. On the other hand I'm sensitive to things like that other punters might not be affected by it.


Offline Donald Punt

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Is the thing really that bad? I am trying to picture it in my head
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Excellent review as per usual most other punters would give her a neutral or make some excuse for her boil or potential skin condition, but I'm with you on this it's a straight negative.


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Is the thing really that bad? I am trying to picture it in my head

If affected my punt tbh, I think it's been there a while so clearly not bothered a previous reviews

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Excellent review as per usual most other punters would give her a neutral or make some excuse for her boil or potential skin condition, but I'm with you on this it's a straight negative.


Unless it's just popped up within the last few days, I'm disappointed it wasn't mentioned in a previous review. Because id not of entertained her had I of known.


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Unless it's just popped up within the last few days, I'm disappointed it wasn't mentioned in a previous review. Because id not of entertained her had I of known.

Did it look like a boil or just like a lump similar to a ganlion cyst.
« Last Edit: August 11, 2018, 03:41:50 pm by Brazilian Martian »

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Did it look like a boil or just like a lump similar to a ganlion cyst.

Definatley wasn't a boil, looked abit like cyst. Like it's been there a while.

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Definatley wasn't a boil, looked abit like cyst. Like it's been there a while.
Nice review this has definitely put me if seeing her now lol

Offline blackjack1

Nice review, educational too (had to google scapula :D)

Was the lump discoloured at all?

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Thanks for the review pumps.Only 25 and she has a big gut.

Think you are right and should have walk,owning to the fact that she had double booked you.

What was her excuse,that she couldn't see her at the agreed time?

Offline last_days_of_logan

i dont remember a lump to be honest.....

but now that 2 people have said it i am wondering maybe it was there and i didnt care...if it was half the size of a ping pong i think i would have noticed

a surgical scar maybe?

have you guys ever taken a drip out of your body too quickly? it lumps up really hard and quick

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hopefully this response covers everyones questions.

I did some googling, the lump was sorta like this

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Obviously it was on her back and not on her face like the photos.  I believe she had make-up on it too so it blended in with the rest of her skin tone.

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hopefully this response covers everyones questions.

I did some googling, the lump was sorta like this

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Obviously it was on her back and not on her face like the photos.  I believe she had make-up on it too so it blended in with the rest of her skin tone.

yep...never saw that one

cheers

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hopefully this response covers everyones questions.

I did some googling, the lump was sorta like this

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Obviously it was on her back and not on her face like the photos.  I believe she had make-up on it too so it blended in with the rest of her skin tone.
NAHH!!  :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: WTF  :dash: :dash: :scare: I can't unsee the visual of that on her back :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Damm thats nasty..that's like anti erection..
Some sort of infection may be
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Damm thats nasty..that's like anti erection..
Some sort of infection may be

didnt look infected. just use that photo as a aid of  dimensions.

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urghh.. If it was a cyst at least it can be sorted..  :vomit:

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That bitch is draining the mayo with no gloves..nasty bitch
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mate you should have walked  :vomit:

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Thanks for review another off the hotlist  :thumbsup:

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its just a cyst twat.... talk abe the personality and service .. what du u expect from 80 an hour :D :D a ramp model
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I should have walked from this one, twice! but this is how it went down....


Location: Off Holloway road, house converted into flats, nice and fairly modern inside, good bathroom/shower.

Comms: Pretty sure its with a maid, not sure if the maids in the building or not, done via text, until the final call to retrieve the door number.

Girl: facially like most of the recent pictures, Very tall and wide, big hands and feet, big ass with alot of depth....my hand almost disappeared before my index finger touched her ring piece, abit hairy in there too. Her breasts are implants too. really big belly / gut.

She has abit of a sarcastic personality, but in general she was quite pleasant

Services: OWO, sex


I arranged a meet 2.5hrs in advance by text, it took a little while before the maid text back maybe 15mins, but it was all confirmed (appointment time and duration).

I arrived 10mins before the punt and text to let her know I was there, and 5mins before the scheduled time she text me an elaborate excuse & apology as to why she would be unavailable for our time (to be honest I think most folks would of bought it) but I knew I'd been double booked like a cunt.

Ivy and the appointment were dead to me, I didn't even bother replying.  At the beginning of her street there's a Mc D's so feeling peckish I decided to go in there and get a big tasty whilst I cut my losses and see what Plan B's I could look into.

After leaving Mc Donalds a good 15 to 20mins later, I recieved another text asking if I was still waiting, Post Mc donalds, belly full, I foolishly decided to give her another chance.

within 10mins I recieved the door number, and was on my way.  Ivy opened the door and boy does she block the light from entering the dark hall way  :sarcastic:. she says hello, and when I said it back I was met with "SHHHHHHHH"  lool what was the point in that then, she might aswell of just put her finger to her lips to begin with to suggest I should be quiet and point me towards her room.


I gave her a good look up and down before paying, I could see she was toting a big gut, I wasn't feeling her too much. I think she could tell and she offered to show me a smaller girl (i'd already seen the other girl on AW and I definitely wasn't feeling her). I knew I could work with Ivy's arse though so I agreed to see her, confirmed OWO and paid up.

Here's were the punt started to fall over for me, she started undressing and I noticed on the left side of her back on just below her scapula, there was this disgusting lump half the size of a ping pong ball under her skin.  :vomit:

She gave me owo, it was wet with no teeth, but involved alot of hand action too, it wasnt too bad.... But I struggled to get hard because of that bobbly thing on her back in view.  :vomit:

rubbered up and went into doggy, which would of been great but was spoilt by the thing again  :vomit: we moved into missionary, and then her on top, where I couldn't see it.

My hand touched it briefly and I could feel the blood racing away from my cock lol I decided to quickly nut and get out of there.


No hygiene issues that I could smell, but the thing on her back was a distracting erection killing turn off for me. On the other hand I'm sensitive to things like that other punters might not be affected by it.
« Last Edit: August 12, 2018, 10:20:10 pm by onlyonceplease »

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its just a cyst twat.... talk abe the personality and service .. what du u expect from 80 an hour :D :D a ramp model

you'll be gone soon  :bomb: :bomb:

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the only reason i logged to this site is hunganels is gone; and ukpunting now has a potential to tap the TS review market. They should have a separate section for TS Escort review.
you'll be gone soon  :bomb: :bomb:

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the only reason i logged to this site is hunganels is gone; and ukpunting now has a potential to tap the TS review market. They should have a separate section for TS Escort review.

Oh that's the reason you're so angry its because you like fucking MEN  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: bell end 

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Thanks OP for the review. Off my hotlist.

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its just a cyst twat.... talk abe the personality and service .. what du u expect from 80 an hour :D :D a ramp model

Coming from some1 who fucks dudes (no judgement), your opinion on aesthetics is irrelevant here  :D :D

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Coming from some1 who fucks dudes (no judgement), your opinion on aesthetics is irrelevant here  :D :D

 :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Coming from some1 who fucks dudes (no judgement), your opinion on aesthetics is irrelevant here  :D :D

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