Author Topic: Poi/Poy - River Kwai Thai Spa - Leytonstone.  (Read 2828 times)

Offline LLPunting

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Stopped by River Kwai in Leytonstone today.
1 manageress and 4 ladies all under 5'4" on duty; 1 plain, chubby 20/30 something; 1 attractive chubby MILF 30-40; 1 plain, chubby 40+; 1 slender, petite, pretty 30-something.

The only friendly lass was the petite who greeted me cheerily as I entered the shop, I smiled at her and barely acknowledged the other 3 as they pretty much ignored me too.  Manageress made a point of explaining the discounted rate for 1 hr is only available if chosen from the start when I said I'd start with 30 mins.  Extending by 30 mins costs the full priced 30 mins (£25 for relaxation).  Really annoying upsell but then again 60 mins is only £45.  I said I understood and she nominated one of the chubby grumblers to look after me, I stopped her and asked if I could choose, manageress pointed out all 4 ladies (phew) so I chose the pretty, slim one.    :dash:
Fortunately this turned out to be Poi/Poy.   :thumbsup:

I confirmed with Poi that I get fully naked and then waited face down until she returned.  She's a little doll of a Thai beauty of indeterminate age with soft, unblemished skin on an angular face.  She was dressed smartly all in black, nothing provocative.  I guessed she might have some A-cups concealed.   :unknown:
She said later she'd been in the UK for 15 yrs so that put her squarely in the 30+ bracket.   

Her massage was mediocre, she has very limited training and it's not particularly sensual.   :thumbsdown:

Her English is very good so we chatted as she worked.  She didn't ask me to turn over until after half-time and she continued with the massage without any acknowledgement of my happy stick that kept rising to greet her.  I tried some tentative caressing of her body which she didn't stop but nor did she acknowledge or encourage it.   :unknown:

When she finally offered a happy ending sometime after the 20 mins mark I asked how much and she mumbled something about £50 and when I asked about body to body she said £80.  She wouldn't accept my counter offer of £60 for b2b so there was no happy ending, although I was permitted to continue to caress her pert bottom when it was in range.   :thumbsdown:

I'm sure there'll be a gaggle of chumps who will pay the extra to get her naked but I wasn't prepared to pay over the odds given that there are so many girls in the area who will give you an hr of shagging etc for 80.   :thumbsdown:


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Thanks GF for the link.

A Negative may seem harsh because she didn't do anything badly it's just that she didn't do anything so well that I was willing to pay over the odds for her extras and I don't feel inclined to go back to try again.

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She said she's been working just 3 weeks
She's working 7 days a week.
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Price correction according to linked ad, 1 hr is £40.
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Thanks GF for the link.


 :hi:

she continued with the massage without any acknowledgement of my happy stick that kept rising to greet her.

 :lol: :sarcastic:

Cheers for the review,have a think over the next day or so,it could be a borderline Neutral if you think it's a harsh Negative-as always your review,your decision.

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:hi:

she continued with the massage without any acknowledgement of my happy stick that kept rising to greet her.

 :lol: :sarcastic:

Cheers for the review,have a think over the next day or so,it could be a borderline Neutral if you think it's a harsh Negative-as always your review,your decision.

It may not reach the ceiling but it's big enough to be noticeably at attention.

The negative solely stems from the over-pricing of her service.  £105 to get her naked for some part of 30 mins, even if it were right from the start it would be a steep price to pay compared to £150 ph escorts.

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It may not reach the ceiling but it's big enough to be noticeably at attention.

The negative solely stems from the over-pricing of her service.  £105 to get her naked for some part of 30 mins, even if it were right from the start it would be a steep price to pay compared to £150 ph escorts.

 :thumbsup:

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I mentioned her in the mini thread, my half hour with her was quite good as the massage went and I got a decent HE for 25 (50 all in). I remember coming away content anyway.

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It may not reach the ceiling but it's big enough to be noticeably at attention.

The negative solely stems from the over-pricing of her service.  £105 to get her naked for some part of 30 mins, even if it were right from the start it would be a steep price to pay compared to £150 ph escorts.

Another young one there quoted me 80 for topless HE and wouldn't budge (I jokingly said 79). It's a weird joint.

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I mentioned her in the mini thread, my half hour with her was quite good as the massage went and I got a decent HE for 25 (50 all in). I remember coming away content anyway.

Hey Sparkus, it was your mention that had me hoping to meet her.  If I were into clothed HJs then +25 would've been parted with "toot sweet baby" but +80 for B2B wasn't going to happen.  Given her claimed newness to the job she's still shy to offer and doesn't do anything in the build up to tempt you or get you worked up (no CC swipes, no caresses, no accidental bumping of her trim body against you).  Perhaps if her service improves and is more sensual from the outset she might be worth +60 for proper b2b from the start with access to all areas and some enthusiasm.  I think she's quite capable of doing this, hope some of you guys get lucky.

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I hereby accept the challenge.

I hate endless commentary about likelihood of other services on here, but given her enthusiasm for the HE after such vanilla services, I am intrigued to find out. I only specified HE but she did allow her trim body to be examined and offered up the tits without even being asked. She was in prime position to be given RO too.