Amelia Deluxe xo - Birmingham

[dickdastardly14]

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I really should have known better. It took me months to get any answer on the telephone while trying to book this girl and I gave up several times only for little dick to urge me to try again.

Eventually got through to the maid ( Olivia ? ). Detailed what I wanted, date, time, venue - all agreed. Confirmed by text.

Booked in hotel, showered, cleaned teeth, mouthwash, waited in anticipation.

Amelia turned up about 15 minutes late. No problem, I'd got all night. Pleased with looks. Obviously girl in the AW pictures, lovely face, size 8, quite small, good figure, good legs, dressed to kill - well impressed.

She chats for about 10/15 minutes before I start to take the lead, after all I'm not paying for a chat. Help her off with her clothes and have to admit she looks fantastic. Then it all starts to go downhill.

No french kissing ( in fact very little kissing at all, as she keeps turning away ), no OWO, no reverse oral - even though all 3 of those had been agreed over the phone and by text.

Getting a bit fed up by now ( she still wants to chat about nothing ) so on to the bed and in to mish. She turns her head and looks at the wall. Now, I've never fucked a rubber doll but I'm guessing the experience would be very similar. Admittedly a nice tight pussy but no interaction whatsoever, not even a few fake moans, in fact at one point I thought she had passed out.  At this point it occurs to me that I would be having a better time watching the football with my mates down the pub, so a couple of minutes of hard fast shagging in silence and I fill the bag.

She gets up and starts to dress - no interaction and no offer of seconds. She's gone in 40 minutes at least half of that time being taken up with chat.

Description on AW says she's shy and you have to take the lead, but it really means she'll waste your time and give a crap service.  Don't bother, there are far better out there.

[STAR-LORD]

  That's a turd experience to say the least dude.  . Which town did this take place at?

[HailWood]

That’s dreadful.
Noting that there are four Deluxe Girls reviewed on the first page of the WMids at the moment - only one is positive.
Olivia should take note - this sort of poor service ratio destroys a business.

[alpharius]

That’s dreadful.
Noting that there are four Deluxe Girls reviewed on the first page of the WMids at the moment - only one is positive.
Olivia should take note - this sort of poor service ratio destroys a business.

Banking on initial good reviews and having a stable of good looking young British WGs clearly has made them cocky.
Does UK actually have much of a market impact though outside of the occasional crusade against criminals?

[Wood2017]

That’s dreadful.
Noting that there are four Deluxe Girls reviewed on the first page of the WMids at the moment - only one is positive.
Olivia should take note - this sort of poor service ratio destroys a business.

Playing devils advocate at this point i'm not even sure it does.

Yes some people will steer well clear but take Megan the adopted poster girl for Deluxe as an example.

The reviews on her as they are with much of the group are a mixed bag, some of her good reviews are great whilst heaven only knows how some of the neutrals weren't scored as negatives.

You can guarantee though that once she puts a photo of that arse on UKE she's got no shortage of admirers and people either asking she visits their city or declaring they are going to come to birmingham to visit her (god knows if they will). Just look at her UKE media to back that up.

It seems at this point whilst a hit and miss service will deter some others are willing to forego a consistent service for a shallow punt based on looks/body and they have probably all realised that.

If Amelia is as attractive as described it wouldn't suprise me that if she gets a UKE account she'll have the same people fawning regardless of hit and miss reviews.

[HailWood]

Playing devils advocate at this point i'm not even sure it does.

Yes some people will steer well clear but take Megan the adopted poster girl for Deluxe as an example.

The reviews on her as they are with much of the group are a mixed bag, some of her good reviews are great whilst heaven only knows how some of the neutrals weren't scored as negatives.

You can guarantee though that once she puts a photo of that arse on UKE she's got no shortage of admirers and people either asking she visits their city or declaring they are going to come to birmingham to visit her (god knows if they will). Just look at her UKE media to back that up.

It seems at this point whilst a hit and miss service will deter some others are willing to forego a consistent service for a shallow punt based on looks/body and they have probably all realised that.

If Amelia is as attractive as described it wouldn't suprise me that if she gets a UKE account she'll have the same people fawning regardless of hit and miss reviews.

One might hope that UKE member have the common sense to research on UKP and make a sensible decision. Sadly though, I think you might be right and logic goes in the bin when presented with  nice arse.