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Today I will be reviewing 'Cute Barbie xx'
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Location: Ilford, on a quiet road. Discrete.
Comms: Was via text, set up a quick no wishy wash meeting - replies were quick. Good instructions too.
Meet:
I was greeted at the door by a slimish women ranging in her thirties with blonde hair tied back. I was not expecting a stunner rather I came for a good experience so that didn't affect me. However for the sake of those who prefer a vivid description - her pictures are flattering, her stomach is slightly pudgy and her ass is okay, not flat but not amazing by any means.
On to the description - She had told me to be quiet because there were others in the household (i could hear men). I could hear men walking past during the deed where adjacent to me the rooms door was closed and out in the hall-way people were pattering about. She had told me to not make any sex noises as it may startle them (wtf) and they may come in.
On comes the worser parts. She performed OWO on me without complaint but, the OWO was not amazing, not very enthusiastic and with a poor technique (she sucked the tip and did not deepthroat) - she followed up with a handjob - trying to jerk me like a turkey. She did however confirm that CIM was on the table in the rates - at this point I was laughing in my mind because I didn't think that would be possible with her technique.
We moved on to sex, where the first position was missionary - she did take a role in it, but she was telling me a life story as well about missing her bf (extremely talkative WG). On it went, the bed shoook and she told me to go slowly because of the residents in the house (this annoyed me). After a while she moaned about her pussy being sore, fucking bullshit if you ask me. We moved on to doggy, again she told me to go slowly. I feel a bit annoyed at myself as this was a sticking point in her other reviews (soreness). It moved on like this for a while - complaining she's sore, switching positions.
Oh and another side note the room was fucking boiling so whilst we were fucking she stopped to make me pause because the room was too hot. Idiot should have installed some kind of fan.
After I popped she gave me a decent massage but continue to talk shit about personal things i.e. boyfriend (really got tired of listening to this) and how she has had marathon sex with him (clearly she looks incapable of doing this if she can't fucking handle a cock for an hour).
Overall I do not recommend her, this is definitely not VFM.
Only positive I can think of is her tight pussy and maybe massage.
Take my advice save your money or use it on something far better.
Short version:
Negatives:
Hot room
Too talkative about bullshit
Lousy and short OWO
Other people can be clearly heard in the apartment.
Positive
Tight coochie
